The "corrupted wish". Thread

[jtriron]

Granted, but your pond is in Chernobyl.

I wish I could grow old gracefully.

Granted, you did 23 years ago

I wish for free range fees once a week.

 

[Pilgrim]

Granted, you did 23 years ago

I wish for free range fees once a week.

Granted, but the chickens are tired of the attention.

I wish women outnumbered men 20-to-1.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted, you did 23 years ago

I wish for free range fees once a week.

granted, but its only free if you buy $500 dollars worth of ammo from them each time
I wish for a nice glass of Jack right about now... yum...

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted, but the chickens are tired of the attention.

I wish women outnumbered men 20-to-1.

Granted. All women are now clones of Rosie, Whoopie, Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi and outnumber men 20 to 1.

I wish I was the mayor of a fairly large city in Texas.

 

[jtriron]

granted, but its only free if you buy $500 dollars worth of ammo from them each time
I wish for a nice glass of Jack right about now... yum...

Granted, but your bottle of Jack is contaminated with a rare form o ecoli and if you drink it your penis will fall off.

I wish for free life insurance

 

[Das Jared]

Granted. All women are now clones of Rosie, Whoopie, Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi and outnumber men 20 to 1.

I wish I was the mayor of a fairly large city in Texas.

Granted, but now you have to sleep with all 4 of those women. I wish i could make idiot drivers dissapear with a snap of my fingers

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[jtriron]

Granted. All women are now clones of Rosie, Whoopie, Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi and outnumber men 20 to 1.

I wish I was the mayor of a fairly large city in Texas.

Granted, now you are Annise Parker's husband

I wish for no storms for the Texas coast this season

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted, now you are Annise Parker's husband

I wish for no storms for the Texas coast this season

Granted, you are now in the biggest drought on record.

I wish I kill a record buck this season.

 

[Pilgrim]

Granted, you are now in the biggest drought on record.

I wish I kill a record buck this season.

Granted, but you kill it with your truck and the buck turns out to be a bear that was looking at a moose.

I wish that gun stores clerks are all hot women in bikinis.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but you kill it with your truck and the buck turns out to be a bear that was looking at a moose.

I wish that gun stores clerks are all hot women in bikinis.

Granted, they hire your mom, sister, wife, aunt and daughter.....to include son and brother....

I wish for a sack of potato's

 

[jtriron]

Granted, they hire your mom, sister, wife, aunt and daughter.....to include son and brother....

I wish for a sack of potato's

Granted, but it's a small sack of Lays potato chips.

I wish the Galveston beaches were clean

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

granted but now you are infested with winter Texans who decide Galveston is the bees knees and prices skyrocket on everything

I wish $5000 was deposited to my bank account daily

 

[jtriron]

granted but now you are infested with winter Texans who decide Galveston is the bees knees and prices skyrocket on everything

I wish $5000 was deposited to my bank account daily

Granted, but now your mortgage note is 300K a month.

I wish television commercials would go away

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted, but now your mortgage note is 300K a month.

I wish television commercials would go away

Granted now they've been replaced by "learning breaks with Dear Leader" where Barack Obama teaches you the virtues of Diversity and the importance of your labor to the commune on the new single State run TV channel.

I wish George Burns and Gracie Allen were still alive.

 

[Skip]

Granted now they've been replaced by "learning breaks with Dear Leader" where Barack Obama teaches you the virtues of Diversity and the importance of your labor to the commune on the new single State run TV channel.

I wish George Burns and Gracie Allen were still alive.

Granted, but they only speak in mandarin Chinese

I wish for steak every day

 

[Pilgrim]

Granted, but they only speak in mandarin Chinese

I wish for steak every day

Granted, but you start dating Sinead O'Connor and turn vegan... meat makes you puke.



I wish Santa was real...

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but you start dating Sinead O'Connor and turn vegan... meat makes you puke.



I wish Santa was real...

Granted, but you find this out when he's on top of you, Naked, and elbow deep... Christmas eve.

Ho Ho Ho

I wish for a brass door knob

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

granted, but its always locked unless you suck the brass right off it, and then it unlocks... but it locks after use and so you have to re-brass it and do it all over again to use it again

i wish for kevlar belted AT tires for my truck

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted but your truck is a cholo built low rider and you can only install one of the new tires at a time because of the hydrolics.

I wish I could sit down and have a talk with Obama and he'd actually listen.

 

[jtriron]

Granted, but both of you must be naked

I wish Christmas would come early