The "corrupted wish". Thread

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted, but both of you must be naked

I wish Christmas would come early

granted but you overslept and missed it by a few weeks

i wish Hillary would stop trying

 

[grasshopperglock]

granted but you overslept and missed it by a few weeks

i wish Hillary would stop trying

Granted. Hillary has stopped trying. Hillary becomes president of your HOA instead. She moves in next door. Bitches everytime you grass is over 3" high. Bill lays out in the yard buck ass naked. Letter upon letter of violation is left at your door. She drives slowly by your house everyday. Then one day, someone writes, "asstard" in your yard. Using roundup in a bug sprayer. Eggs on your roof. Dead cat in your mail box. Piss smell in your truck....You think it was her, but you can't prove it.....Day after day, you lose just a little more of your sanity. Till, you set your own house on fire. Now your homeless and behind 7/11. Hillary buys your old property and puts in a democrat nail salon in it's place.

I wish for a ice cream cone.

 

[Vaquero]

Granted. Hillary has stopped trying. Hillary becomes president of your HOA instead. She moves in next door. Bitches everytime you grass is over 3" high. Bill lays out in the yard buck ass naked. Letter upon letter of violation is left at your door. She drives slowly by your house everyday. Then one day, someone writes, "asstard" in your yard. Using roundup in a bug sprayer. Eggs on your roof. Dead cat in your mail box. Piss smell in your truck....You think it was her, but you can't prove it.....Day after day, you lose just a little more of your sanity. Till, you set your own house on fire. Now your homeless and behind 7/11. Hillary buys your old property and puts in a democrat nail salon in it's place.

I wish for a ice cream cone.

Granted, oops, dropped it.

I wish the un would disband.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted, oops, dropped it.

I wish the un would disband.

granted, but now they are in change of your neighborhood watch
I wish to stumble upon an awesome weapon stash

 

[TXARGUY]

granted, but now they are in change of your neighborhood watch
I wish to stumble upon an awesome weapon stash

Granted. When you stumbled upon it you tripped a trip wire connected to 20 fragmentation grenades surrounding you and are now a nice smoky pink vapor.

I wish Zippo lighters never ran out of fuel.

 

[Vaquero]

Granted, the flints are unobtainable though.

I wish the Houston crew had their own range.

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted, the flints are unobtainable though.

I wish the Houston crew had their own range.

Granted. But it's run by Jeremy Alcede of Tactical Firearms.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[jtriron]

Granted. But it's run by Jeremy Alcede of Tactical Firearms.

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted, but your puppy comes with Hillary

I wish my neighbor would stop mowing his lawn every 3 days

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted, but your puppy comes with Hillary

I wish my neighbor would stop mowing his lawn every 3 days

granted but now its EVERY day
I wish that the Houston Crew does obtain there own range too.... that's not ran by Jeremy Alcede

 

[91wm6]

Granted but you are forced to take an 8 hour handgun safety class prior to being accepted as a member... Texgrebner teaches the class. I wish Seinfeld was still filming new episodes.

 

[Pilgrim]

Granted but you are forced to take an 8 hour handgun safety class prior to being accepted as a member... Texgrebner teaches the class. I wish Seinfeld was still filming new episodes.

Granted, but Julia-Louis Dreyfus got a sex change and now you can't tell who is Seinfeld.

I wish libs would get deported to Greenland.

 

[jtriron]

Granted, but Julia-Louis Dreyfus got a sex change and now you can't tell who is Seinfeld.

I wish libs would get deported to Greenland.

Granted, but you are their tour guide 365 days a year forever.

I wish the damn city of Houston would repair some of the potholes in our streets.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted, but you are their tour guide 365 days a year forever.

I wish the damn city of Houston would repair some of the potholes in our streets.

granted but they used cow shit to do it with

i wish i can sleep better

 

[Skip]

Granted... You are getting very very sleepy.... Now, talk like a chicken... Oops.... Nevermind....


I wish for a trip to Scotland

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted... You are getting very very sleepy.... Now, talk like a chicken... Oops.... Nevermind....


I wish for a trip to Scotland

granted but you ran out of money and are stuck there to live on the streets

I wish for better, armed American society

 

[Pilgrim]

granted but you ran out of money and are stuck there to live on the streets

I wish for better, armed American society

I don't have the heart to corrupt that wish. You win.

 

[jtriron]

I don't have the heart to corrupt that wish. You win.

You win too, but we need to keep it going.

I wish my next gig wasn't 68 miles from home.

 

[TXARGUY]

You win too, but we need to keep it going.

I wish my next gig wasn't 68 miles from home.

Granted. Your next gig is 742 miles from home.

I wish I had some Captain America band-aides.

 

[GlockontheRocks]

Granted, But It's Obama in Capt. America's uniform with pink tights and a tutu printed on your band-aids.

I wish for Obama to be impeached.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, But It's Obama in Capt. America's uniform with pink tights and a tutu printed on your band-aids.

I wish for Obama to be impeached.

Thats sooo granted. But the fool places some voodoo curse, from his homeland, on all rolls of toilet paper you use. Now you have an obama rash that would make herps look like a pimple. And after awhile, your asshole falls off. You trip on it. Hit your head. Go to the hospital. Placed on bed rest. With only "Ebony" mags to read. And a fat nurse with hairy hands has to wash the gap that was once your asshole. The job obama gets after he's impeached. Is the doctor that has to reattach your bung hole. And he fucks that UP by sewing it inside out.

I wish for cotton candy