TheRealT-Dawg
Devil Dog 4Life
granted but you overslept and missed it by a few weeksGranted, but both of you must be naked
I wish Christmas would come early
i wish Hillary would stop trying
granted but you overslept and missed it by a few weeksGranted, but both of you must be naked
I wish Christmas would come early
granted but you overslept and missed it by a few weeks
i wish Hillary would stop trying
Granted. Hillary has stopped trying. Hillary becomes president of your HOA instead. She moves in next door. Bitches everytime you grass is over 3" high. Bill lays out in the yard buck ass naked. Letter upon letter of violation is left at your door. She drives slowly by your house everyday. Then one day, someone writes, "asstard" in your yard. Using roundup in a bug sprayer. Eggs on your roof. Dead cat in your mail box. Piss smell in your truck....You think it was her, but you can't prove it.....Day after day, you lose just a little more of your sanity. Till, you set your own house on fire. Now your homeless and behind 7/11. Hillary buys your old property and puts in a democrat nail salon in it's place.
I wish for a ice cream cone.
granted, but now they are in change of your neighborhood watchGranted, oops, dropped it.
I wish the un would disband.
granted, but now they are in change of your neighborhood watch
I wish to stumble upon an awesome weapon stash
Granted, the flints are unobtainable though.
I wish the Houston crew had their own range.
Granted. But it's run by Jeremy Alcede of Tactical Firearms.
I wish I had a puppy.
granted but now its EVERY dayGranted, but your puppy comes with Hillary
I wish my neighbor would stop mowing his lawn every 3 days
Granted but you are forced to take an 8 hour handgun safety class prior to being accepted as a member... Texgrebner teaches the class. I wish Seinfeld was still filming new episodes.
Granted, but Julia-Louis Dreyfus got a sex change and now you can't tell who is Seinfeld.
I wish libs would get deported to Greenland.
granted but they used cow shit to do it withGranted, but you are their tour guide 365 days a year forever.
I wish the damn city of Houston would repair some of the potholes in our streets.
granted but you ran out of money and are stuck there to live on the streetsGranted... You are getting very very sleepy.... Now, talk like a chicken... Oops.... Nevermind....
I wish for a trip to Scotland
granted but you ran out of money and are stuck there to live on the streets
I wish for better, armed American society
I don't have the heart to corrupt that wish. You win.
You win too, but we need to keep it going.
I wish my next gig wasn't 68 miles from home.
Granted, But It's Obama in Capt. America's uniform with pink tights and a tutu printed on your band-aids.
I wish for Obama to be impeached.