The "corrupted wish". Thread

[grasshopperglock]

Here's how it works.

You make a wish. Ex: I wish for a truck

The next person grants it, but corrupts it, and then asks for a wish themselves..

Ex: Granted, but it was stolen by a midget. I wish for brittney spears.....

And so it gos'

Ill start it.


I wish for a Rib eye steak.

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

random but could be fun

Rib eye steak granted but was dropped and snatched up by the dog. I wish for truck full of ammo.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but the ammo was too heavy and crushed the truck.

I wish for grandfather clock

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Can't keep up....

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, But obama moves in with you.

I wish for a fishing pole

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

at least the ammo is still good, but I'm assuming the truck caught fire and it was destroyed as well lmao.

Granted but the movers dropped it off the balcony when they were trying to get it in the house.

I wish for a bottle of a rare aged whiskey

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but the whiskey turns out to be vinegar.

I wish for a picture of lohan naked.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Granted but she actually has a penis, I wish Obama to be impeached....

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

Granted but he is now your immediate supervisor at work.

I wish for a free beer day

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Granted but it's all import beer from China, I wish for a new supervisor.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but the old supervisor becomes your dentist


I wish for gold AK

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Granted, however it's been stolen by the Mexican drug cartels. I wish for a long vacation to the tropics....

 

[ZX9RCAM]

too slow, lol...

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Granted, however you're abducted by aboriginal tribes.

I wish for a box of Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Granted but it's been contaminated with pieces of dried skin that appear to be corn flakes but in reality they indeed are not, I wish for an all day classic action movie marathon....

 

[AngeliaH]

Granted. But you watch with a room full of chatty Teenage girls who hate on every movie. I wish for a gun safe full of 1911's

 

[Skip]

Granted, but you have to pick it up at TRN's house. I wish for a Beef fajita taco

 

[matefrio]

Granted, but you have to cross the Rio Grande and watch the Donkey show before you eat it.

I wish for a Ranch with a 1000 yard rifle range.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Granted but it's a nude gay cowboy ranch, I wish for a nice, new bass boat....

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but you have to give the gay cowboy a "handy" before you get it.


I wish for a hugh plasma TV, with free cable