The "corrupted wish". Thread

[biglucky]

Granted but it is stuck on the Gay porn channel, I wish for a Full Auto Glock 18c.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but the Glock turns out to be a hi standard, from a gay dude. And smells funny.

I wish for black walnut gun rack.

 

[Southpaw]

Granted, but the Glock turns out to be a hi standard, from a gay dude. And smells funny.

I wish for black walnut gun rack.

Granted!! But it turns out it's just a black guy named Walt and he wants to show you his Rack!!!! I wish for World Peace

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Granted but Walt says "you're gonna have to pay for it". I wish for some hand sanitizer....

 

[biglucky]

Granted but it is really a bottle of spooge, I wish for an bottle of 24 year old scotch

 

[GlockontheRocks]

Granted, but it looks like the bottle of spooge and you chug it instead of the scotch.
I wish Obama would take a long walk off a short pier......

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but he survives and has 6 kids with hillary.

I wish for a brand new browning shotgun

 

[Glockster69]

Granted, but I drank the scotch ~ you get the bottle

I wish a beautiful Asian women would take a long walk on my back

 

[GlockontheRocks]

Granted, the Asian woman turns out to be Kim Jong Il, starts Il'n on you.
Wish Obama would choke on native Kenyan food.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted...but biden becomes president for the next 8 years after obama chokes to death

I wish for a english pointer.

 

[willygene]

granted but you have to take the pointer bird hunting with dick cheaney. i want a new winchester 1873 from before the turn of the century.

 

[biglucky]

Granted but your new Winchester turns out to be a cheap Chinese knock off. I wish for a new Taran Tactical Benelli 3 Gun Shotgun.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted but your new Winchester turns out to be a cheap Chinese knock off. I wish for a new Taran Tactical Benelli 3 Gun Shotgun.

Granted. But you drop the shotty and blow your balls off.

I wish for a hog hunt

 

[Skip]

Granted, but the hogs are armed with superior firepower.

I wish for a trip to Scotland

 

[Glockster69]

Granted, but the country goes 'dry' before you get there

I wish a beautiful Italian women would take a long walk on my back

 

[IXLR8]

Granted, but you drown in a vat of aged Scotch..

I wish for Barret M82A1....

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but you drown in a vat of aged Scotch..

I wish for Barret M82A1....

Granted, but your family and dog have to move to California.

I wish for a hamburger from sonic

 

[AngeliaH]

Granted. But its the kiddie burger with extra mayo. I wish to go home.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted. But Its Bright pink with purple polka dots. I wish to go home.

Granted, but your home is under water of the dead sea.

I wish for tator tots

 

[smtimelevi]

Granted. But its the kiddie burger with extra mayo. I wish to go home.

Granted but you find bills in the mail when you arrive.