The "corrupted wish". Thread

[jtriron]

Granted

But the sights are canted and its a rusty jam o matic

I wish I owned a gun range!

Granted, but the range is in New York and only allows air guns.

I wish the trees would stop dropping sap on my car.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted, but the range is in New York and only allows air guns.

I wish the trees would stop dropping sap on my car.

granted but now they house ungodly amounts of pigieons that crap all over your car all the time

i wish for lower gas prices

 

[lalonguecarabine]

I wish I owned a gun range!

Granted, and it's a huge success - but it puts a bunch of existing ranges out of business and now everyone hates you!

I wish all the random pennies on my dresser were hundred dollar bills.

 

[jtriron]

granted but now they house ungodly amounts of pigieons that crap all over your car all the time

i wish for lower gas prices

Granted, but your car burns 2 gallons of gas every mile.

I wish the postman would stop delivering bills and start delivering checks.





(and the NFL would start already)

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted, but your car burns 2 gallons of gas every mile.

I wish the postman would stop delivering bills and start delivering checks.





(and the NFL would start already)

Granted but each check is for one cent and arrives COD with $1.48 postage due.

I wish I was 20 again.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted but each check is for one cent and arrives COD with $1.48 postage due.

I wish I was 20 again.

granted but you have to relive all your past bad choices again

I wish Hipsters would gtfo of here

 

[biglucky]

Granted but each check is for one cent and arrives COD with $1.48 postage due.

I wish I was 20 again.

Granted but you are a 20 year old foreign student who will be president some day... (DOH)

I wish that the US would kick the UN the **** out.

 

[biglucky]

granted but you have to relive all your past bad choices again

I wish Hipsters would gtfo of here

Granted, but they are replaced by the lowest form of scum.. the know it all college hippy.....

I wish I had a Taco Shak Bevo burrito right now.

 

[jtriron]

Granted but each check is for one cent and arrives COD with $1.48 postage due.

I wish I was 20 again.

Granted, but you will be transported back to 1941 in Poland

I wish I could find a good looking female house keeper, that understands happy endings

 

[Skip]

Granted, but something's moving inside.

I wish rap would go away

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted, but something's moving inside.

I wish rap would go away

granted but rap moved in with you... without rent..

i wish George Strait performed at my next birthday

 

[TXARGUY]

granted but rap moved in with you... without rent..

i wish George Strait performed at my next birthday

Granted but so does Randy Travis... Naked.

I wish I had a Del Taco closer to where I live.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted but so does Randy Travis... Naked.

I wish I had a Del Taco closer to where I live.

Granted, Now there's one in your front yard. With parking in your back yard. The dumpster is in your bedroom. And the customers use your bathroom cause it's out of order in Del Taco. Enjoy your tacos

I wish for a Gatling gun.

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted, Now there's one in your front yard. With parking in your back yard. The dumpster is in your bedroom. And the customers use your bathroom cause it's out of order in Del Taco. Enjoy your tacos

I wish for a Gatling gun.

That's not so bad. I had to kill Orbie yesterday to grant his wish.

Your wish is granted but it is painted pink and only fires marshmellows.

I wish I was camping by a lake right now.

 

[Skip]

Granted, but Rosie is your tent buddy.

I wish for a new Cadillac

 

[Vaquero]

Granted, but Rosie is your tent buddy.

I wish for a new Cadillac

Granted, but obama outlawed them.
I wish it would rain in west tx.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, but obama outlawed them.
I wish it would rain in west tx.

Granted, now you have to use a boat to do anything. Even to feed your dog. And there's too much crude oil run off in the water to fish. So don't think about it.

I wish for french fries

 

[dreyes89]

Granted, now you have to use a boat to do anything. Even to feed your dog. And there's too much crude oil run off in the water to fish. So don't think about it.

I wish for french fries

Granted, but that will be your meal the rest of your life.

I wish I won the millions jackpot.

 

[Vaquero]

Granted, now you have to use a boat to do anything. Even to feed your dog. And there's too much crude oil run off in the water to fish. So don't think about it.

I wish for french fries

Granted, but they were fried in used motor oil.
I wish primers were back to $1 per 100

 

[jtriron]

Granted, but they were fried in used motor oil.
I wish primers were back to $1 per 100

Granted, but powder is $650.00 a pound

I wish happy hour was all day and night.