The "corrupted wish". Thread

[smtimelevi]

Granted but you die and this thread is now your pergatory.

I wish my ceiling fan had three more speeds.

Granted but you put it on super ultra hi and it flies out of the ceiling and hits you in the head.

I wish for a pay raise.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted but its only a $1 raise and they dumped twice as much responsibility on you

I wish for less stupid people in the world
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[smtimelevi]

Granted but its only a $1 raise and they dumped twice as much responsibility on you

I wish for less stupid people in the world
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Granted but you are removed from the world.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies.

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Granted but you are removed from the world.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies.

Granted, but those little brown things in the cookie aren't chocolate...

I wish the voices in my head would go away...

 

[jtriron]

Granted, but those little brown things in the cookie aren't chocolate...

I wish the voices in my head would go away...

Granted, but the voices are replaced by visions.

I wish I could sleep all night.

 

[biglucky]

Granted, but the voices are replaced by visions.

I wish I could sleep all night.

Granted but you never wake up.

I wish that I had a teleportation device instead of having to drive or fly to matches...

 

[jtriron]

Granted but you never wake up.

I wish that I had a teleportation device instead of having to drive or fly to matches...

Granted, but you can't take your guns.

I wish for more ammo.

 

[bcannon87]

Granted, but you can't take your guns.

I wish for more ammo.

Granted but you have to give it to your arch enemy.

I wish for no more days over 100 degrees ever

 

[Orbie]

granted

but then come the days of -100 degrees...

 

[Orbie]

and i wish for moe beer

 

[Orbie]

more

 

[bcannon87]

and i wish for moe beer

Granted but it is 100 y/o PBR found in an old barn

I wish for the Rangers to win the World Series

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Granted but it is 100 y/o PBR found in an old barn

I wish for the Rangers to win the World Series

WIsh granted, but they never win again - ever.

I wish I didn't drink so much alcohol.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

WIsh granted, but they never win again - ever.

I wish I didn't drink so much alcohol.

granted but now you have a Wheat Grass Juice (or whatever Vegans drink) drinking problem

I wish for Eric Holder to go disappear

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

granted but now you have a Wheat Grass Juice (or whatever Vegans drink) drinking problem

I wish for Eric Holder to go disappear

Granted, but he's actually hiding in your shower with the curtain closed.

I wish that my boxers didn't have so many holes in them.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted, but he's actually hiding in your shower with the curtain closed.

I wish that my boxers didn't have so many holes in them.

aw man its a good thing i carry even around my house

Granted, but but now all the boxers you own and will own are short shorts

I wish Ted Nugent was my neighbor

 

[TXARGUY]

aw man its a good thing i carry even around my house

Granted, but but now all the boxers you own and will own are short shorts

I wish Ted Nugent was my neighbor

Granted but he "killed and grilled" your dog.

I wish my ponds had more water.

 

[AKM]

Granted but its supplied by obummers toilet.

I wish I had a new pistol

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted but its supplied by obummers toilet.

I wish I had a new pistol

Granted but its a Used Hi-Point

i wish for a new AK47

 

[Orbie]

Granted

But the sights are canted and its a rusty jam o matic

I wish I owned a gun range!