The "corrupted wish". Thread

[lalonguecarabine]

I wish my car had auto pilot.

Granted, but the computer thinks it's in an airplane and drives you off a cliff!

I wish I owned a helicopter that looked like Airwolf.

 

[Kyle]

Granted, but you never improve the land or build your range because you spend all your time at my house watching my gay-porn TV!

I wish I had more beer.

Granted but it is o'doul's.

I wish I had a new scope for my target rifle.

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted but it's a bottle of mouthwash.

I wish I had perpetually free wi-fi.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted but it's a bottle of mouthwash.

I wish I had perpetually free wi-fi.

granted but its slower than old people f***ing
I wish I could move things with my mind

 

[biglucky]

granted but its slower than old people f***ing
I wish I could move things with my mind

Granted but you are stuck in a wheelchair like Stephen Hawking....

I wish people would leave me alone.

 

[AngeliaH]

Granted but you are stuck in a wheelchair like Stephen Hawking....

I wish people would leave me alone.

Granted. But cats follow you everywhere.
I wish I had a 80's model Chevy Pickup.

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted. But cats follow you everywhere.
I wish I had a 80's model Chevy Pickup.

Granted. Here it is:

I wish I owned stock in the Apple Corporation.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted. Here it is:

I wish I owned stock in the Apple Corporation.

granted but soon after Apple went bankrupt and Microsoft bought them out
I wish for unlimited supply of ammo

 

[TXARGUY]

granted but soon after Apple went bankrupt and Microsoft bought them out
I wish for unlimited supply of ammo

Granted but it only fits the A-Square 577 Tyranosaur: .577 T-Rex go BOOM - YouTube

I wish I had 4000 lbs of tannerite.

 

[biglucky]

Granted but it only fits the A-Square 577 Tyranosaur: .577 T-Rex go BOOM - YouTube

I wish I had 4000 lbs of tannerite.

Granted but it was dredged from the bottom of the lake an inert.

I wish I had 40k rounds of 55 Grain .223....

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted but it was dredged from the bottom of the lake an inert.

I wish I had 40k rounds of 55 Grain .223....

Granted, but 1 round in the bunch is a mini bomb. Enough to blow your gun in five pieces. You cant tell it apart from the rest.

I wish for a tall blond. Huge bitties

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Granted, but 1 round in the bunch is a mini bomb. Enough to blow your gun in five pieces. You can tell it from the rest.

I wish for a tall blond. Huge bitties

granted... but it turns out "she" also has a dig o' bick...... I wish to be President

 

[biglucky]

granted... but it turns out "she" also has a dig o' bick...... I wish to be President

Granted, you are now president of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Association of Central Texas.

I wish for new Harley V-Rod.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted, you are now president of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Association of Central Texas.

I wish for new Harley V-Rod.

Granted. But you can only ride it in a gay parade. With a nude roseanne barr as passenger. Sitting on the gas tank, facing you.


I wish for a chrome axe

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Granted. But you can only ride it in a gay parade. With a nude roseanne barr as passenger. Sitting on the gas tank, facing you.


I wish for a chrome axe

Granted, but it's actually a chrome bottle of Axe body spray.

I wish for a glass hammer.

 

[smtimelevi]

Granted, but it's actually a chrome bottle of Axe body spray.

I wish for a glass hammer.

Granted but its a crack pipe.

I wish for lower taxes

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted but its a crack pipe.

I wish for lower taxes

Granted but you got laid off.

I wish it would rain.

 

[Orbie]

Granted, but it was a golden shower and you smell like pee

I wish this thread lasts for evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TXARGUY]

Granted, but it was a golden shower and you smell like pee

I wish this thread lasts for evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted but you die and this thread is now your pergatory.

I wish my ceiling fan had three more speeds.

 

[Orbie]

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