Granted, but your pond is in Chernobyl.
I wish I could grow old gracefully.
Granted, you did 23 years ago
I wish for free range fees once a week.
Granted, but your pond is in Chernobyl.
I wish I could grow old gracefully.
Granted, you did 23 years ago
I wish for free range fees once a week.
granted, but its only free if you buy $500 dollars worth of ammo from them each timeGranted, you did 23 years ago
I wish for free range fees once a week.
Granted, but the chickens are tired of the attention.
I wish women outnumbered men 20-to-1.
granted, but its only free if you buy $500 dollars worth of ammo from them each time
I wish for a nice glass of Jack right about now... yum...
Granted. All women are now clones of Rosie, Whoopie, Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi and outnumber men 20 to 1.
I wish I was the mayor of a fairly large city in Texas.
Granted. All women are now clones of Rosie, Whoopie, Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi and outnumber men 20 to 1.
I wish I was the mayor of a fairly large city in Texas.
Granted, now you are Annise Parker's husband
I wish for no storms for the Texas coast this season
Granted, you are now in the biggest drought on record.
I wish I kill a record buck this season.
Granted, but you kill it with your truck and the buck turns out to be a bear that was looking at a moose.
I wish that gun stores clerks are all hot women in bikinis.
Granted, they hire your mom, sister, wife, aunt and daughter.....to include son and brother....
I wish for a sack of potato's
granted but now you are infested with winter Texans who decide Galveston is the bees knees and prices skyrocket on everything
I wish $5000 was deposited to my bank account daily
Granted, but now your mortgage note is 300K a month.
I wish television commercials would go away
Granted now they've been replaced by "learning breaks with Dear Leader" where Barack Obama teaches you the virtues of Diversity and the importance of your labor to the commune on the new single State run TV channel.
I wish George Burns and Gracie Allen were still alive.
Granted, but you start dating Sinead O'Connor and turn vegan... meat makes you puke.
I wish Santa was real...