So, you placed this in the "joke" thread.
But it really happened?
In the Navy we'd old our right hand up, like we were swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth, and we'd say, this is a real no-shitter, honest.......
So, you placed this in the "joke" thread.
But it really happened?
Nothing like a real no shitter sea story to pass the time while bobbing around in your assigned sector.In the Navy we'd old our right hand up, like we were swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth, and we'd say, this is a real no-shitter, honest.......
Mais, cher ... I gar-ron-tee
My best buddy in SA was an Aggie. His Yorkies were named Boudreaux and Tibideaux.
Penguin takes his snowmobile to the mechanic in Anchorage and tells him it's running very rough with no torque.
Mechanic says to leave the snowmobile and he'll get it looked at by about 1PM.
Penguin comes back after lunch.
Mechanic looks up from the engine and says to the penguin "Looks like you've blown a seal".
Penguin, wiping his cheek clean says "Uhhhh. No, No. That's just mayonnaise from my sandwich.".
Penguin?Penguin takes his snowmobile to the mechanic in Anchorage and tells him it's running very rough with no torque.
Mechanic says to leave the snowmobile and he'll get it looked at by about 1PM.
Penguin comes back after lunch.
Mechanic looks up from the engine and says to the penguin "Looks like you've blown a seal".
Penguin, wiping his cheek clean says "Uhhhh. No, No. That's just mayonnaise from my sandwich.".
Penguin?
Anchorage?
Highly unlikely.
Yet the glass remains "full".
So a man is proposing to his dearly beloved. He gets down on one need and looks deeply into her beautiful blue eyes and says "Darlin', will you marry me?" and she says "Yes, I will marry you." Then he says "That is so awesome Honey, just one thing I need to know." Perplexed she looks deeply into his brown eyes and says "What on earth more is there to know, I said yes?" And he then says, "Well The are 3 things in life that I really enjoy. The way I figure it, by marrying you, I will have to give up one of the 3 Gs'." She looks at him with quizzical eyes and says "3 Gs'?" And he says " Sure, girls, guns and guzzling. Which will it be?"
And that is why I am here, 30 years later, on TGT at 6:47 AM on a Sunday morning drinking a beer.
My glass, at this moment is 15% full of A.D. Laws Hordeum Straight Malt whiskey and one spherical ice ball, I bought in Denver 2 weeks ago
I gotta' ask ................ are you by yourself?
I only drink beer on two occasions, .............. when I'm alone or with someone.