30 Super Carry vs. 9mm

[ILexpatriot]

.32 long colt or gtfo

Idk man, your giving me serious 10mm vibes..

 

[zackmars]

Idk man, your giving me serious 10mm vibes..

 

[ILexpatriot]

 

[zackmars]

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Well, would you like a grape flavored beverage?

It's good for you

 

[ILexpatriot]

Well, would you like a grape flavored beverage?

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It's good for you

Nehi?

 

[zackmars]

Nehi?

No. This is home made. Very flavor-full. It will aid you along.

 

[ILexpatriot]

No. This is home made. Very flavor-full. It will aid you along.

The last time I tangled with "home made grape drink" it was "wine". It consisted of grape cool aid powder mixed with everclear in a used wine bottle....

 

[zackmars]

The last time I tangled with "home made grape drink" it was "wine". It consisted of grape cool aid powder mixed with everclear in a used wine bottle....

Oh we don't use everclear, we use cyanide

 

[ILexpatriot]

Oh we don't use everclear, we use cyanide

So... Not many repeat customers.

 

[zackmars]

So... Not many repeat customers.

How about some new kicks?

 

[ILexpatriot]

How about some new kicks?

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Those would probably kill me quicker than the drink. I'm old and fat.

 

[zackmars]

Those would probably kill me quicker than the drink. I'm old and fat.

Sounds like you need a nice, crisp, and refreshing salmonel- i mean salad.

 

[ILexpatriot]

Spunds like you need a nice, crisp, and recreshing salmo- i mean salad.

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I love a good salad. And some salmon.. I love all food. That's how I got this way.

 

[zackmars]

I love a good salad. And some salmon.. I love all food. That's how I got this way.

Take a not itchy blanket too.

 

[ILexpatriot]

Take a not itchy blanket too.

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I'm way to stupid to catch whatever angle your throwing. So you might as well be a little more direct about it..

 

[zackmars]

I'm way to stupid to catch whatever angle your throwing. So you might as well be a little more direct about it..

The flavor-aid is what was used in Jonestown to kill a bunch of people.

The nikes were worn by the heavens gate cult when they all committed suicide

The salad was from the rajneesh movement, who started a cult that tried taking over a town by poisoning salad bars with salmonella

And the blankets have smallpox. But they are quite warm and comfy

 

[ILexpatriot]

The flavor-aid is what was used in Jonestown to kill a bunch of people.

The nikes were worn by the heavens gate cult when they all committed suicide

The salad was from the rajneesh movement, who started a cult that tried taking over a town by poisoning salad bars with salmonella

And the blankets have smallpox. But they are quite warm and comfy

That's cute.. Why don't you just tell me to **** off and get it over with?

 

[Moonpie]

 

[ILexpatriot]

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Don't use a 1911. You'll get him wound up more.

 

[zackmars]

That's cute.. Why don't you just tell me to **** off and get it over with?

Hey now, these gifts are avaliable to everyone! I've offered them to mods, staff, other posters...

I haven't offered you the public transit tickets though...