Phucked around and found out thread. Stories of dirtbags doing dirtbag things and taking dirtnaps or finding out the reward isnt as they thought.

[General Zod]

"As he was leaving" my ass..

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Well, you know, he was gonna be threatening and robbing people on his way out until that horrible concealed carrier ruined it for him.

 

[Moonpie]

Better video of taco shop shooting.

 

[candcallen]

I hope the guy was still moving for the last couple 3 rounds.

Harris County DA would just love to get him for those. He should be able to articulate the continued threat while attempt to disarm him.

 

[Moonpie]

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Glock forty, fo tha win....

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Vaquero]

Mess with the bull, get the horns.

 

[General Zod]

A good elk-choppin' cleaver will fix that. Hoji won't have to worry about it soon.

 

[deemus]

I think I'd take the elk on that one if he's only got a cleaver.....

 

[Eastexasrick]

A good elk-choppin' cleaver will fix that. Hoji won't have to worry about it soon.

Elk steaks, elk roast, elk k-bob, elk bacon rapped back strap, elk stew, shredded elk tacos, elk jerky, elk burger, elk sticks, elk smokey links, elk bratwurst, elk meat loaf,

 

[MountainGirl]

Elk steaks, elk roast, elk k-bob, elk bacon rapped back strap, elk stew, shredded elk tacos, elk jerky, elk burger, elk sticks, elk smokey links, elk bratwurst, elk meat loaf,

...ok, Bubba

 

[General Zod]

I think I'd take the elk on that one if he's only got a cleaver.....

It's not just "a" cleaver. It's "THE" cleaver. The mighty Bonechopper.

 

[deemus]

It's not just "a" cleaver. It's "THE" cleaver. The mighty Bonechopper.

Elk Jack up people every year. Big strong heavy horny. Bad combination.

 

[MountainGirl]

Elk Jack up people every year. Big strong heavy horny. Bad combination.

In elk, yes. In men - not so much.

 

[Hoji]

Elk Jack up people every year. Big strong heavy horny. Bad combination.

I have watched a video on how to take down an elk with nothing but sharp pointy tools.https://ph.news.yahoo.com/video/grizzly-bear-takes-down-bull-082533704.html

 

[deemus]

In the River I like my chances. On land, not so much.

 

[Hoji]

In the River I like my chances. On land, not so much.

But I am not stupid enough to let an elk near me unles I am armed with at the very minimum something sharp or pointy and sharp

All of the retards on the losing end of an elk encounter hopefully had their parents read this before their retardation got them to ambient temperature.

 

[deemus]

But I am not stupid enough to let an elk near me unles I am armed with at the very minimum something sharp or pointy and sharp

All of the retards on the losing end of an elk encounter hopefully had their parents read this before their retardation got them to ambient temperature. View attachment 367187

@General Zod had volunteered you to do battle against an elk with your soon to be new cleaver.

I was opining that even a badass such as yourself might not want to attack a big bull elk. Good to know I was correct.

 

[Moonpie]

Seeker Two Self-Help book?

 

[candcallen]

Elk Jack up people every year. Big strong heavy horny. Bad combination.

Yep.

Remember they are/can be the size of horses.

I've nearly hit lots in AZ and had 2 cows almost run me over while out in the woods on the rim.

We're not talking mature white tail deer sized.

They are impressive up close. Pictures can be deceiving.