The common problems with becoming a geezer: The majority of your most loved relatives/friends have died and you're left wondering...how the hell am I still here?
I thought all those who've gone before me would outlast my undeserving ass...wtf?
I'm still here sucking up groceries and enjoying life even though I'm giving Methuselah a run for his money as an old bastard.
Still can do...ok, slower-ly, shooting, mowing, driving (and no, I don't dawdle in the fast lane when driving hither and yon like some old annoying fk) though hot young women are a thing of the past...crap. I remember having a beauty contestant girlfriend of 19 when I was 35...ah memories - she went on to become a lawyer...
Here's something else to think about...you're still above ground and while so start - giving away your possesions that would benefit loved ones/friends and then neighbors, cuz you're not taking it with you a-hole...I've been doing this for the last 5 years and have winnowed down a lot of my possessions - don't desperately hold onto things - give em away ya cheap bastid!
I thought all those who've gone before me would outlast my undeserving ass...wtf?
I'm still here sucking up groceries and enjoying life even though I'm giving Methuselah a run for his money as an old bastard.
Still can do...ok, slower-ly, shooting, mowing, driving (and no, I don't dawdle in the fast lane when driving hither and yon like some old annoying fk) though hot young women are a thing of the past...crap. I remember having a beauty contestant girlfriend of 19 when I was 35...ah memories - she went on to become a lawyer...
Here's something else to think about...you're still above ground and while so start - giving away your possesions that would benefit loved ones/friends and then neighbors, cuz you're not taking it with you a-hole...I've been doing this for the last 5 years and have winnowed down a lot of my possessions - don't desperately hold onto things - give em away ya cheap bastid!