Worse crap you ever ate!

[Hoji]

Lots of animals need to be stuck & bleed out! Par boiling certain kritters is a big plus too. Some funkiness is only cured by hiding it in spices.

Vultures won’t eat a javelina. Neither will wild coyotes or bobcats.

 

[Bozz10mm]

Only one meal has ever been bad enough to stick in memory. Approximately 50 years ago, my Mother in Law decided to serve duck for Thanksgiving instead of Turkey. There was just something about the fluorescent reflection of colors off the sliced meat that made it inedible for me.

 

[baboon]

All the years I worked in a grocery store you should have seen that crap the Free Shit Army would buy with their Lone Star Cards

 

[baboon]

Only one meal has ever been bad enough to stick in memory. Approximately 50 years ago, my Mother in Law decided to serve duck for Thanksgiving instead of Turkey. There was just something about the fluorescent reflection of colors off the sliced meat that made it inedible for me.

It’s common on corned beef & pastrami. Nothing but salt in fat.

 

[glenbo]

Anyone old enough to remember C rations? Ham and mothers, the worst food in the entire world.

 

[skfullgun]

My ex-wife (still friends by the way) and I cooked a goose one Christmas. The kids were finally old enough to be with friends or other family and it was the first time we were going to be celebrating Christmas alone. That, and the fact that money was finally something other than really scarce, caused us to decide to try something different and a little more expensive than the traditional Christmas ham!
We got a recipe somewhere for the "perfectly cooked Christmas goose", splurged for a goose at the local, high-end grocery store, and followed the recipe to a T.
It was the gami-est, nasty-est, stringiest thing either of us ever tried to eat. We really tried to be open-minded about it. And after the first bite, we looked at each other and spit it out on our plates and burst into a belly laugh!

I don't know if we got a bad goose, cooked it wrong, or just aren't fans of geese. Never again.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Banana slug

 

[justmax]

I can't say that I have ever had a bad meal. The smell either attracts or repels me. If it attracts me and it looks good, I'll try anything once. If I don't like it, the first bite never even goes down. The moral of the story is that one bite not maketh a meal. Unless starving or imprisoned, wait for the next meal.

That said, I often try things before I want to know what it is.

 

[baboon]

Anyone old enough to remember C rations? Ham and mothers, the worst food in the entire world.

I had them in basic training. I was one of the few with a p38 and knew how to use it, so I got what I wanted if I opened other guys cans! I actually liked ham & mofo’s

 

[glenbo]

I had them in basic training. I was one of the few with a p38 and knew how to use it, so I got what I wanted if I opened other guys cans! I actually liked ham & mofo’s

I already knew you were weird, I just didn't know how weird.

 

[Grumps21]

Armadillo

Yuk

 

[Grumps21]

Grilled raccoon looks to much like a cat.

did you eat that on purpose?

 

[skfullgun]

I can't say that I have ever had a bad meal. The smell either attracts or repels me. If it attracts me and it looks good, I'll try anything once. If I don't like it, the first bite never even goes down. The moral of the story is that one bite not maketh a meal. Unless starving or imprisoned, wait for the next meal.

That said, I often try things before I want to know what it is.

I've seen @justmax eat stuff I wouldn't put in my mouth -. I'm talking gas-station sushi and those hotdogs and taquitos that have been rolling around on the griddle for days.
In fact, he tries to time it so he gets there right before they're legally required to throw it away, and they offer it to him at half price!

 

[Coyote9]

Liver and onions. Love the smell of them cooking, but I can't stand the flavor or texture of the meat.

Developed a taste for liver as camp meat on hunts with uncles and dad... we always brought onions and corn meal (fish) just in case! I still like it.

 

[baboon]

Developed a taste for liver as camp meat on hunts with uncles and dad... we always brought onions and corn meal (fish) just in case! I still like it.

Throwing some Granny Smith apples in while frying liver and onions is not a bad thing! Improves the smell and taste!

 

[Grumps21]

Whelp wifey switched from a chewable vitamin C tablet to a swallow and take with water vitamin C. Didn’t say anything and for almost two weeks I was chewing it. It wasn’t until I told her to never get that brand again that she told me it wasn’t chewable. Ya, I’m an idiot for not reading the bottle. It was friggin disgusting.

 

[Vaquero]

Got a whole eyelid in a tamale once. Lashes and all.
It was probably a decade before I tried another tamale.
I'm still wary.

 

[no2gates]

Oysters

 

[no2gates]

Sauerkraut also gets a mention from me. I was excited to try a traditional German food but it was a big disappointment. It just tasted horrible and I don't know why they add pickles or sausage to it because it doesn't help. No wonder the jerrys were pissed off all the time.

I LOVE sauerkraut! I can sit and eat an entire can of it.

 

[miniion26]

Oysters

Blasphemy!