#1 All time worse was The Village Idiots Goose Fajitas! Goose meat simmered in watery generic cream of mushroom soup on cold flour tortillas. The goose meat had a faint rancid taste to it. No grilled onions, bell pepper & jalapeños one associates with fajitas. No seasoning! I'm not talking spices like cumin or red pepper, nothing no salt or pepper. No salsa, pico de gallo, or and other thing found on fajitas! Even if there was cheese & sour cream it would have still sucked! Then again he was a Florida man!
#2 First Thanksgiving at the inlaws before I was married to the wife. What a train wreck of hog slop! It was one of those place were they feel they need to fix your plate for you, so the pile it up! Her dad let me carve the turkey and told me I did it wrong. I actually boned the breast off the carcass & sliced the meat again the grain. I guess he liked the TV commercial way. He bitched because I didn't bone out the drumsticks, saying were wasn't enough dark meat. I told him, they do sell extra turkey thighs. Drumsticks were always something fought over because you could pick it up and go cave man.
Her dad's giblet gravy was battleship grey. Tasted like corn starch slurry! First time I ever seen hard boiled eggs diced into gravy. No dripping from the roasting pan were used, because it was to fattening! Sawdust cornbread stuffing, Grandma's nasty ass fruit salad, under cooked mashed potatoes, Bourbon yams with more marshmallows then I had ever seen in my life. Runny ass green bean casserole. Only thing I liked was garlic cheese peas & excusing myself from the table. I was glad McDonalds'd was open to get the taste out of my mouth.
#2 First Thanksgiving at the inlaws before I was married to the wife. What a train wreck of hog slop! It was one of those place were they feel they need to fix your plate for you, so the pile it up! Her dad let me carve the turkey and told me I did it wrong. I actually boned the breast off the carcass & sliced the meat again the grain. I guess he liked the TV commercial way. He bitched because I didn't bone out the drumsticks, saying were wasn't enough dark meat. I told him, they do sell extra turkey thighs. Drumsticks were always something fought over because you could pick it up and go cave man.
Her dad's giblet gravy was battleship grey. Tasted like corn starch slurry! First time I ever seen hard boiled eggs diced into gravy. No dripping from the roasting pan were used, because it was to fattening! Sawdust cornbread stuffing, Grandma's nasty ass fruit salad, under cooked mashed potatoes, Bourbon yams with more marshmallows then I had ever seen in my life. Runny ass green bean casserole. Only thing I liked was garlic cheese peas & excusing myself from the table. I was glad McDonalds'd was open to get the taste out of my mouth.
