Trespassing POS MF'R (I'm trying to be nice) Let's Catch This Bastard!

[Mike1234567]

Maybe I'll post a sign: "Beware!! Ebola Infected Area!! Under CDC Quarantine!! Keep Out!! All Trespassers Will Be Spat and Shat On!!"

 

[Vaquero]

Maybe I'll post a sign: "Beware!! Ebola Infected Area!! Under CDC Quarantine!! Keep Out!! All Trespassers Will Be Spat and Shat On!!"

Fecal trebuchet in use.

 

[Mike1234567]

Fecal trebuchet in use.

The trebuchet is French, isn't it? The French would just raise their rear-ends in the air and say, "Come 'n get it".

 

[Davetex]

Fecal trebuchet in use.

That's a phrase I never expected to read. Ever. LOL

 

[TXARGUY]

That's a phrase I never expected to read. Ever. LOL

And you ain't even new LOL.

 

[peeps]

Fecal trebuchet in use.

Awesomeness!

 

[Texasjack]

Fecal trebuchet in use.

This may become the new TGT catch phrase.

Too funny!

 

[TXARGUY]

This may become the new TGT catch phrase.

Too funny!

It would certainly make a fitting tag line for about 99.999% of posters over on BARF.

 

[scgstuff]

I know what's legal.....I have watched Judge Judy before.

A large portion of the people in this state, could not tell you whats illegal. Only what TV tells them is. You would be surprised at the number of my customers that don't even know you can look up the law yourself.

 

[zincwarrior]

Damn TXARGUY just caught up with this thread. In for the update.

ok thats just awesome.

 

[pharmaco]

Wow!!!

I'm with Ben. I might've thought this was overkill, but any man would go so far to protect his wife.

I'd say ARguy has shown restraint.

Great thread!!

 

[jpfabricator]

Im gonna make a sign that says " Due to the rising cost of ammunition , we will no longer fire a warning shot!"
Or
' Nothing I own is worth your life!"

Jake Parker

 

[Savage805]

any update?

 

[stealthcrf]

any update?

5 Misdemeanor tickets for wasted game, but no mugshot yet :/

edit: n/m I can't post a link but you can look it up on the county website.

 

[Jakashh]

TXARGUY is a busy fellow, I suppose we can only give him time.

 

[Glockster69]

TXARGUY is a busy fellow, I suppose we can only give him time.

Two months . . .

Update is coming.

I promise. Just having to put a whole lot of work into doing it right.

I think you guys are going to like this. Unless of course you're into trespassing, poaching and general criminal activity.

Spoiler: Drove in last night from Odessa. Caught a few hours of sleep then met with the District Judge, District Attorney and County Sheriff this morning.

They're all very interested and excited about what I am doing.

. . and only sprinklings of BS in between? It doesn't take that long for an arrest.

 

[Jakashh]

He hasn't been posting much recently. I'd imagine his priorities are straight lol. I'm sure he's got a lot going on. It will come in due time.

 

[Glockster69]

I think he has a new boifriend.

 

[Jakashh]

Ya never know.

 

[Glockster69]

And don't want to.