Out Of context Quote Thread

[Southpaw]

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I just need some more length.

Sorry to hear it....

 

[Texasgordo]

But it has the Hilary hole!

You pervert

 

[Texasgordo]

The only gun I ever tried with it was a 2" snubbie revolver!

That's so weird.....and disgusting

 

[Southpaw]

Still nothing.

 

[Sam7sf]

It measures 6.25" not including the portion that slips in.

Sure.

All I've seen is nuts that are not round.

See a doctor.

 

[Texasgordo]

I am going to go over there and eat all their MEAT!

You sound like a dirty girl

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I am going to go over there and eat all their MEAT!

At least be gentle....


ETA: Ninja'd.

 

[Texasgordo]

LMAO

 

[Texas_Lone_Ranger]

I'm talking arby's not weinershnitzells!

 

[Texasgordo]

Yeah, I know yours are the best but, you didn't invite me over.

Just send him a PM already

 

[cvgunman]

Fingering every groove, hole, eyeing it up and down. Then your wife catches you. I’m just cleaning it!

WOW! Don't remember this in the handbook. Most just soap, rinse and get out of the shower...you take it to a whole new level.

 

[Axxe55]

This reminds me of something, just can't seem to put my finger on it!!!

You really should probably keep your finger out of it!

 

[Axxe55]

The bromance is strong with this thread!

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Sam7sf]

I bet 3 seconds with some 320 grit sand paper or a fine file would defeat that idea.

Just get a woman then you won’t have to worry about it.

 

[BRD@66]

...... It stinks in a way that immediately lets you know you shouldn't use it. ......

I've heard that gun powder is like that also.

 

[Axxe55]

Was she hot?

Only if you take off your eyeglasses!

 

[BRD@66]

My grandma had a black 1.

I'm gonna cut the FNG some slack here....

 

[TEXAS "All or nothing"]

I'm gonna cut the FNG some slack here....

Then I'll cut the lbgq#_?!@ brd some slack?