NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[ZX9RCAM]

 

[Vaquero]

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Awww.

 

[Vaquero]

It's over 100 and too dry to spit.

 

[Eastexasrick]

And how many years ago did they start calling you Stumpy?

No, you are thinking of my cousin. Lefty Benson, former lumberjack. or his brother Stumps Benson, former alligator trainer.

 

[Vaquero]

Been smoking a brisket since 9 this morning.
Had to choke the fire out at 4 pm. Couldn't keep the pit cool enough,

 

[popsgarland]

Or maybe your wife is sweeter than you?

Thats a given..

 

[popsgarland]

Or maybe your wife is sweeter than you?

Thats a given..

 

[TxStetson]

Been smoking a brisket since 9 this morning.
Had to choke the fire out at 4 pm. Couldn't keep the pit cool enough,

it was only supposed to reach 101° today. They missed by about 5° on my side of town.

 

[Vaquero]

It's been a few short trips outside today.

 

[jrbfishn]

I don't have to worry about mosquito, ants or wasp. They will bypass me and go straight for the wife.

Ants have crawled over my foot to get to the wife and sting her.
Mosquito will fly pass me to get to the wife.
Wasp will buzz me while going for the wife.

Not sure why but it can be because of all of the garlic I've eaten growing up and still do.Us Italians
sure like our garlic.

Or maybe your wife is sweeter than you?

I have met him. And I don't blame the bugs. I would rather nibble on his wife too than his shriveled up carcass.

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[seeker_two]

I have met him. And I don't blame the bugs. I would rather nibble on his wife too than his shriveled up carcass.

We're going to need a spreadsheet entry for this one.....

 

[jrbfishn]

Why waste time with a spreadsheet?
Just ignore everyone. Problem solved.
Besides, everyone already knows that I'm just the idjit jerk that drinks all the coffee. What I don't share with my grandson anyway. He loves it, black.
He just turned 1 on saturday. His mom made him a bottle tonight while I held him and sat it on the table. He reached past it for my coffee cup. She moved the coffee cup away from him and he got mad. Gotta love the little shit.

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[Txhighlander]

Morning time to ya

 

[Cooper]

Morning

 

[Cool 'Horn Luke]

Good morning everyone!

 

[TipBledsoe]

Good morning friends!

 

[MountainGirl]

Morning

 

[seeker_two]

Morning....

 

[AZ Refugee]

Mornin '

 

[TXAZ]

Morning.
is this Tuesday or are doing Monday again?