NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[jimbo]

Morning

 

[Tnhawk]

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I can't answer the question but I make good use of it.

 

[crystalphoto]

G'mornin' y'all...

 

[Coiled]

Morning

All went well.

A good poop is priceless.

 

[Coiled]

So I've been hunting for my damned mower key for three days - cannot find it, don't have a spare. Its not where I usually leave it, nor any of my other usual "oh I set it down and forgot where I put it" places. Looked all over the house and cannot find it. And no, its not still in the ignition

Have an new ignition switch coming for it (cheaper than trying to get a new key made) - I've got to replace the deck belt and install some new blades. Lawn is already getting away from me, but now with this rain it'll probably be another 2 or 3 inches by the time I get the mower back in action. Frustrating.

No key required.

 

[Johnny Diamond]

Pissed off the drill Sargent again did ya?

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[Iowashooter]

So I've been hunting for my damned mower key for three days - cannot find it, don't have a spare. Its not where I usually leave it, nor any of my other usual "oh I set it down and forgot where I put it" places. Looked all over the house and cannot find it. And no, its not still in the ignition

Have a new ignition switch coming for it (cheaper than trying to get a new key made) - I've got to replace the deck belt and install some new blades. Lawn is already getting away from me, but now with this rain it'll probably be another 2 or 3 inches by the time I get the mower back in action. Frustrating.

My uncle would spot weld ignition keys in vehicles

farm trucks (old pickups), mowers and other equipment

 

[msharley]

It was working fine 10 minutes ago but slowed down right now that I returned.

Methinks?

Blame shortage on the OOC thread!

 

[contender buff]

Zero turn. A commercial grade zero turn at that.

Did you check your clothes that you were wearing ?
happens to me all the time.

 

[contender buff]

No key required.

That resembles to much like work !

 

[Coiled]

Did you check your clothes that you were wearing ?
happens to me all the time.

He lives in a nudist community, any other suggestions?

 

[Coiled]

That resembles to much like work !

Used the hand shears MANY times as a kid, nothing else available back then.

 

[MountainGirl]

A good poop is priceless.

I yield to you as the expert on all things fecal.

 

[Sasquatch]

Did you check your clothes that you were wearing ?
happens to me all the time.

Yup. Checked the washing machine and dryer too - and clothes I wore after changing out of my yard work clothes. Last time I drove the mower was to yard around a little skid that we had our pool frame stored on. I even tore apart the interior of the car, because I had a vision of putting it in the cup holder.

I'll find the damn thing, no doubt, ten minutes after installing the new ignition switch, but eh, the new one comes with 2 keys, and its $20 vs getting a locksmith to make a new key.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

I can hear off in the distance the natives are getting restless.
Sounds like war drums.
I Suppose you can take some people out of the ghetto,
but you can't take the ghetto out of some people.

 

[Sasquatch]

And so I don't feel completely useless with the damn thunderstorm parked over us - I ordered materials to build out the new enclosed dog run for our puppers. Lowes should be delivering sometime today (since we paid for same day delivery)

Spoiled doggos are going to have a new run that is tall and roofed - partly to keep 'em shaded and out of the elements - and partly because our mama dog (half GSD, half lab) is a goddamned fence climbing escape artist. Her ass won't be getting the chance to cilmb out, and I'm going to bury fencing below ground to deter trying to dig under.

So they're going to have a 32x10 play pen.

Debating on putting mesh screen on the outside to deter snakes from entering the pen but that can be done later.

 

[Coiled]

I yield to you as the expert on all things fecal.

A plaque or at least an achievement award seems fitting.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

A plaque or at least an achievement award seems fitting.

Maybe a TGT cup?

 

[easy rider]

He lives in a nudist community, any other suggestions?

COME ON! Sasquatches don't have pockets.

 

[Sasquatch]

COME ON! Sasquatches don't have pockets.

Ah but we do have prison pockets front & back, just sayin...