Idiots Hoarding Toilet Paper Again

[Reinz]

 

[cycleguy2300]

When I was in the Walmart last week, I noticed the TP aisle almost empty... there were 4ea 6packs of Angel Soft left... my wife goes thru TP like she should have a bidet instead, so I bought two extra packs and left the other two there for somebody else. But they haven't put any more out.

I'm fortunate... a 6pack of Charmin lasts me 3 months. Last time, I scored a Charmin 12pack when I arrived at the Walmart just in time to be 3rd in line for unloading of a paper product pallet. It was one to a customer of any paper product. Otherwise, I'd have been using the handheld shower spray!!!

2 rolls will last me a month.
2 rolls last my wife about 4 days.

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[satx78247]

2 rolls will last me a month.
2 rolls last my wife about 4 days.

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cycleguy 2300,

HAVING been married twice, I can tell you that ladies use TP for a lot more things than wiping their bum.

yours, satx

 

[Axxe55]

2 rolls will last me a month.
2 rolls last my wife about 4 days.

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And that is why I told the wife to stock up!

 

[Mills]

Our local Butts has plenty of paper towels and bum fluff.

 

[popsgarland]

 

[candcallen]

cycleguy 2300,

HAVING been married twice, I can tell you that ladies use TP for a lot more things than wiping their bum.

yours, satx

Yep they mummy wrap their arms like the are sticking them into a hazmat situation. That's just to pat dry the front.

 

[satx78247]

Yep they mummy wrap their arms like the are sticking them into a hazmat situation. That's just to pat dry the front.

candcallen,

OTHER uses of TP that I have seen ladies use TP for:
1. Wiping/Blowing snooty noses of kids
2. Cleaning up messes in the BR
3. Blotting lipstick
and
4, Washing little kids faces.

 

[BuzzinSATX]

2 rolls will last me a month.
2 rolls last my wife about 4 days.

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maybe you should add some fiber to your diet?

 

[Hoji]

Personally, I think anyone that condones, advocates or promotes any type of socialist, communist, or Marxist values, or ideology, should be shipped to one of those countries for a year, and live in that environment.

I think their viewpoints and opinions of that way of life would be altered drastically.

If by “shipped to one of those countries” you mean “via helicopter with defective seat belts and doors” then yes, I agree.

 

[candcallen]

I always dreamed of becoming a helicopter pilot.

 

[cycleguy2300]

I always dreamed of becoming a helicopter pilot.

What do you get if ask a bunch of helicopter pilot a flying question?

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[cycleguy2300]

What do you get if ask a bunch of helicopter pilot a flying question?

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Their "collective" knowledge!


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[Mills]

Their "collective" knowledge!


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[cycleguy2300]

I am a bearded ginger too...

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[candcallen]

I am a bearded ginger too...

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The worst kind.

 

[cycleguy2300]

The worst kind.

You know it!

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[Shady]

you all will just be in envy when I am trading a roll of TP to a snowflake for his case of 556 or 9mm that will never be used by them.

Or a 12 pack of paper towels for that glock.

Yep get them paper products now so you can cash in soon.

Imagine what I can get for this box of wet wipes.

 

[m5215]

Or a 12 pack of paper towels for that glock.

I would rather have the 12 pack of paper towels.

 

[dsgrey]

Stopped at a Kroger this morning and they had paper goods. They expanded that section a few months back and while it had holes on the shelves, products were available and I didn't see a limit sign. Plenty of Bounty towels and looks like the hoarders are buying up the inexpensive no-brand towels. Name brand TP was low and funny the section for really cheap TP was completely full. Nobody wants to wipe their butts on that cheap single-layer sandpaper TP.