Guess who is in the horsepistol with a broken hip..femur!

[Army 1911]

No fair peeking at the answer.

It was I. I tripped and fell in the hallway whe attempting to go take a shower for a party. Naturally I landed where I couldn't crawl any where like to my phone which was 15 feet away. The wife (you may have a wife but I've got the wife) was in her shower so 911 couldn't be called for about an hour. I donwant to say the wife moves slow but it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

The whambulance showed up at 5 ish and I fell at 3:30 ish. You know somethings wrong when the EMTs know your name a knickname.

So it's 7:30 am and waiting on the quacks to come see me and plan for surgery. I've been living on morphine and Norco for pain. Awake all night counting flowers on the wall an solitaire till dawn.

I almost forgot, the EMTs had me on fentynal at first.

 

[TexasRedneck]

Damn, dude - thought you knew better!!

Keep us posted!!

 

[jrbfishn]

Don't do that, it hurts.
Hope they get you fixed up quick.

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[crystalphoto]

Sorry to hear this. Prayers sent from here.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Sorry to hear this.

Hope all goes well

 

[Moonpie]

Stay out of that cheap wine and things like this wouldn’t happen.


Seriously tho, best wishes.

 

[Army 1911]

I'm telling everyone that my wife hit me with her wheelchair. A hit and run .

 

[lone_star_state]

Sending prayers for your continued strength. The big question is - did the wife make it to the party?

 

[robertc1024]

Damn! Hope you get better quickly.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Heal quickly, that’s a no joking injury.

 

[striker55]

No joke, at least they have pain meds. Get well sooner than later.

 

[General Zod]

Well what the hell were you doing trying to take a shower in the hallway anyway?

Speedy recovery, man. I hope it's smooth and without extra hassles.

 

[oldag]

May the Good Lord's healing be upon you.

 

[innominate]

Hopefully you have some cute nurses and not some hairy faced guy like me taking care of you

 

[skfullgun]

Saying a prayer for successful surgery, and a speedy recovery.

 

[glenbo]

You have my prayers, too.

 

[TreyG-20]

Get well soon!

 

[BRD@66]

Don't let 'em patch it. Go for a typical hip replacement if possible. Good luck.

 

[Coyote9]

No fair peeking at the answer.

It was I. I tripped and fell in the hallway whe attempting to go take a shower for a party. Naturally I landed where I couldn't crawl any where like to my phone which was 15 feet away. The wife (you may have a wife but I've got the wife) was in her shower so 911 couldn't be called for about an hour. I donwant to say the wife moves slow but it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

The whambulance showed up at 5 ish and I fell at 3:30 ish. You know somethings wrong when the EMTs know your name a knickname.

So it's 7:30 am and waiting on the quacks to come see me and plan for surgery. I've been living on morphine and Norco for pain. Awake all night counting flowers on the wall an solitaire till dawn.

I almost forgot, the EMTs had me on fentynal at first.

Supposed to be the most painful bone to break...

 

[msharley]

No fair peeking at the answer.

It was I. I tripped and fell in the hallway whe attempting to go take a shower for a party. Naturally I landed where I couldn't crawl any where like to my phone which was 15 feet away. The wife (you may have a wife but I've got the wife) was in her shower so 911 couldn't be called for about an hour. I donwant to say the wife moves slow but it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

The whambulance showed up at 5 ish and I fell at 3:30 ish. You know somethings wrong when the EMTs know your name a knickname.

So it's 7:30 am and waiting on the quacks to come see me and plan for surgery. I've been living on morphine and Norco for pain. Awake all night counting flowers on the wall an solitaire till dawn.

I almost forgot, the EMTs had me on fentynal at first.

Hey Army,

Prayer Sent...

Full Healing...