Worst thing you've been awakened to???

[TwinGlocks]

1) My mom screaming at me to call 911 because my dad collapsed (bad combo of meds, he turned out okay).
2) Waking up to my mom telling me that our country is under attack on 9/11.

 

[HKShooter65]

a thousand pounds of Kodiak bear shredding the tent. I put 10 rounds of 41 mag into that bitch before she quit moving. God Bless S&W.

You reloaded your S&W 57 with a bear nipping your nads?
I AM impressed!!!

http://jack-fremont.deviantart.com/art/Right-to-Arm-Bears-78126976

With all due respect, she's a sow, not a bitch.....your opinion overruled.

 

[no2gates]

My 3 year old son stealthily climbing into my bed while I was fast asleep laying on my back. He jumps up and lands knee-first into my groin.
Other one was waking up to find my legs in traction after a car accident.