That's not funny, and you are an asshole. Someone should kick you directly in your butthole, so that it hurts for days.
Laying in a tub full of ice.
In a sleazy motel room.
One kidney missing.
A taunting message on the mirror.
Written in lipstick.
Will Rogers, afterlife bound, quipped he wants to go where the dogs go.
OP back at you guys.
Life is quieter without the moribund feline.
So many of fellow posters' interesting life experienced weighing in here!
Will Rogers, afterlife bound, quipped he wants to go where the dogs go.
Fine, as I'll have no cats there!!
Spent the day in front of a jury for a few hours.
Lawyers are just playing a high stakes poker game at my anxiety-riddled expense.
G'nite again.
Off to the hot tub with 3 fingers of single malt.
Final answer: Life is good. Long. Rich. Fascinating. Good.
HKS
I actually agree with you there. I read that this morning and was wondering what the hell compelled me to post that. My apologies to the OP.
Freaky Gothic girl. She was cute but a basket case. Always had thing for me and I let it go on for years. Finally she knocked on my window one night and I let her in. Started doing her thing on me and then stabbed me in the thigh with a Swiss army knife. Took everything I had not to slit her throat with it. Went to the hospital and got lots of stiches.
Man, I remember when the crazy ones were the most fun.
Man, I remember when the crazy ones were the most fun.
Spent a month and a half in intensive care with pancreatitis. They gave me a 50/50 chance of survival. Women who have given birth naturally and have had pancreatitis say they would prefer the pain of birth over pancreatitis anyday. I would pray for the clock to hurry up so I could press that morphine pump for a tinge of relief from the excruciating pain.The worst thing I woke up with was Pancreatitis. If you don't know what this is, trust me when I say it sucks, and going through the Morphine withdrawal after 6 days in the hospital is icing on the cake.
I got food poisoning one afternoon and the mud butt got me in my sleep. I woke up to a big stinky wet spot, ended up throwing out the sheets and mattress. I never wanted canned tuna again.