What Is The Deal With Farts?

[jtriron]

Brussel sprouts are like 00 buckshot for me!!!!

 

[Wolfwood]

I am appauled that grown men would be discussing this subject...besides, this is too good of a thread to let it go to the bottom...so to speak...

After working youth camps for more years than I care to remember, nothing about farts scare me anymore...

youth camps eh?

any good powdered egg stories?

 

[ROGER4314]

I am appalled that grown men would be discussing this subject...besides, this is too good of a thread to let it go to the bottom...so to speak...

We have arrived at the purpose of the "Man Cave!" It's place where we can leave the oppression of polite society and let her rip........so to speak.

There is some major talent in our group and it has been stifled by tight ass people. I had a ball reading these posts!

Flash

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

There is some major talent in our group and it has been stifled by tight ass people. I had a ball reading these posts!

Flash

Tight asses are responsible for farts only dogs can hear.

 

[Wolfwood]

and loose ones are heard by elephants

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

and loose ones are heard by elephants

Which is why there are so many elephants in Montrose???

 

[Wolfwood]

never been to montrose....

but i hear they are getting to be a problem in sacremento.

 

[Wolfwood]

hoyl crap. the actually BANNED elephants from mumbai....

 

[ROGER4314]

Which is why there are so many elephants in Montrose???

Let's figure this one out:

Montrose.........traditional home to the homo community
Homo.............butt love and enlarged orifices creating low pitched farts.
Elephants..........low pitched farts are heard by elephants and the big Dumbos are attracted by them.
Many low pitched farts= many elephants present.

Wow! This is heavy logic!


Flash

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

Which is why there are so many elephants in Montrose???

Let's figure this one out:

Montrose.........traditional home to the homo community
Homo.............butt love and enlarged orifices creating low pitched farts.
Elephants..........low pitched farts are heard by elephants and the big Dumbos are attracted by them.
Many low pitched farts= many elephants present.

Wow! This is heavy logic!


Flash

Sherlock's got nuthin' on you!

 

[jtriron]

I wager the property Taxes in the Montrose area are much more expensive than East Houston.
And no Walmarts...

Which is why there are so many elephants in Montrose???

Let's figure this one out:

Montrose.........traditional home to the homo community
Homo.............butt love and enlarged orifices creating low pitched farts.
Elephants..........low pitched farts are heard by elephants and the big Dumbos are attracted by them.
Many low pitched farts= many elephants present.

Wow! This is heavy logic!


Flash

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

How about farting in an elevator being sure to blame someone else.

A decent fart in an elevator can move a midget a good couple of feet.

 

[ROGER4314]

I wager the property Taxes in the Montrose area are much more expensive than East Houston.
And no Walmarts...

Probably true as we are just normal people on this end of the city. Rich folks hang out elsewhere and we don't have the glamor of Montrose so the Homo's avoid us, too.

No WW in Montrose? There MUST be a law against that!

Flash

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

I wager the property Taxes in the Montrose area are much more expensive than East Houston.
And no Walmarts...

Like them or not, gay communities are usually well-kept, fairly affluent and have relatively low crime rates. There is no need for illegal aliens, because most of the gay men are professional manscapers. HA!

 

[TrailDust]

Like them or not, gay communities are usually well-kept, fairly affluent and have relatively low crime rates. There is no need for illegal aliens, because most of the gay men are professional manscapers. HA!

Reminds me of an old joke. Several queers are sitting in a hot tub enjoying a little get-together. Suddenly, a big glob of semen floats to the surface and they all look at each other until one of them finally says, "Okay, who farted?"

 

[Texan2]

Reminds me of an old joke. Several queers are sitting in a hot tub enjoying a little get-together. Suddenly, a big glob of semen floats to the surface and they all look at each other until one of them finally says, "Okay, who farted?"

LMAO...this thread is going downhill fast

 

[Wolfwood]

LMAO...this thread is going downhill fast

it started atop a hill?
or are we digging as we go?


ok well that joke reminded me of another joke.
well, a joke and a half i guess.

to guys, of the homosexual persuasion are takign a cab to "The Man Hole" in austin, across the street from Texas1911's house, after having mexican food at DC's house.
and the beans are getting to gay #1 so he politely asks the cabbie if he can roll downt he window and fart. cabbie says "hey, as long as you roll downt he window you can fart all night"
so he does and lets out a nice long "phhhhhhh" sound

same thign with gay #2 rolls down his window and "FFFFFFFFFFFFSh" he letsone out as well.

by this time all the farting is making the cabbie have a sympatheic fart urge, so he rolls down his window and leats otu a high pitched squeeker.

gay #1 looks at gay #2 and they say in unison - "Virgin!"

they walked the rest of the way to the bar.



2 condoms walk past a gay bar, and one says to the other "hey, want to go in there and get shitfaced?"

 

[jtriron]

slow night at the days inn there Wolfwood?

Here too!!

 

[Wolfwood]

yep, sure is.

wait,... you work at a days inn?

 

[ROGER4314]

My Toy Fox Terrier is losing his puppy hair and his pink skin is showing through the thinning hair. I call him my little gay dog and ask him if he needs to go cruising Montrose. On second thought, the way he goes after a nipple of any sort, maybe he's celebrating "Breast Awareness Week!"

Flash