I love me a good fart joke, and some of these are hilarious!
I don't know about you guys, but coffee doesn't like me. It's a pick-up and a laxative and it makes for some of the worst smelling air anyone has ever experienced. I've lived in 2 different dorm rooms and both of them permanently carried the stench when I moved out. I even got charged for the first one for creating "an unpleasant living atmosphere," as the charge ticket explained and I scrubbed that place cleaned from top to bottom before I left. I'm afraid to let these types loose in public because I'm honestly afraid that if someone has never dealt with anything like it, they may go into shock or have a heart attack.
Chili with curry? That's BLASPHEMY!!!
IMHO nothing fuels room clearers like pickled eggs and beer. You just have to give it a little time to percolate.
Grocery store aisle, cropdust it, then head to the next aisle over and listen lolThe ideal place? How about an escalator, about two steps above the person behind you. Let 'er rip - head shot!