The who does what thread

[DoubleActionCHL]

Freelance writer for NPR.

Oh yeah. Porn Star. You might have seen me. My porn name is Rich Lather.

 

[TxDad]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.

 

[TxDad]

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

 

[Clockwork]

Why do anything? I collect welfare.

Obama 2012

 

[TxDad]

^Winner^

 

[doubled]

I worked in a bowling alley; then we went on strike. I joined a Dive shop after that, but we went under.

 

[TheDan]

I'm a supervisor at the local Acorn office, but the only reason I work at all is to support my crack habit.

 

[MR Redneck]

Why do anything? I collect welfare.

Obama 2012

 

[Clockwork]

 

[Dawico]

Professional hopscotcher.

 

[Dawico]

Cat herder.

 

[TrailDust]

^

For a second I thought he wrote cat turder....

 

[Dawico]

^

For a second I thought he wrote cat turder....

Thats what I will do as a hobby when I retire.

 

[cougartex]

Nothing, I am retired.

 

[Wolfwood]

Im a extra large dildo mold. I make royalties on each one sold worldwide.

OH, you must work with Wolfie, then! That was at the miniature condom manufacturing plant, right?......snicker.

Flash

I knew if searched "Wolfie" i'd find shit like this.

actually i am a mild mannered motel auditor by night, and during the day i am a super awesome computer guru, on the weekends i am a survivalism consultant and firearm afficinado

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I am a professional internet forum reader.....

 

[Southpaw]

I was thinking of starting a lucrative career in theft. Anyone got any tips?

Sure, don't get caught

 

[zembonez]

I was thinking of starting a lucrative career in theft. Anyone got any tips?

Don't get caught. But if you do... you'll have free room and board, free food, and free medical - pretty much like an illegal alien.

 

[tenfeathers]

Handy man
Virgins converted, war's started, rebellions suppresed, also deals in old Pontiac's, rusty nails, and old wagon wheels
Governments over thrown, money relocater.
Drug dealers relocated to the infernal regions

 

[Waterguy]

I build earthquake proof buildings. The other day we build a stationery store.