The who does what thread

[Stumpy]

i go down to mexico during holidays and 3 day weekends and kill drug runners. i destroy their drugs. i take their money and donate it to MD Anderson, NRA, my church, Haiti relief efforts, Christian missionaries, and the Red Cross. then i take their guns, and donate them to 4H and the NRA.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

run for office

+ a billion!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

post of the day

Ah. Another Monty Python fan, I see.

 

[zembonez]

Can you see this bird? lol

 

[TrailDust]

run for office

That's not a job, it's a criminal enterprise.

 

[London]

I was thinking of starting a lucrative career in theft. Anyone got any tips?

Avoid my house!

 

[MR Redneck]

I was thinking of starting a lucrative career in theft. Anyone got any tips?

So, your offering free target practice?

 

[LilIrishTemper]

I neuter dinosaurs for a living, but this year has been REALLY slow for some reason.

 

[TrailDust]

What, not one porn star in here?

 

[lalonguecarabine]

What, not one porn star in here?

YOU'RE the one that lives in CaliPORNia! We figured you would be the one!

 

[308nato]

I was thinking of starting a lucrative career in theft. Anyone got any tips?

Yeah #1 don't get caught.

 

[KAK]

I am a frostbite expert. I know all about it. I cant help you though.

 

[KAK]

A social worker is just as funny as the rest of these. They make money helping people get handouts. This is unnecessary.

 

[zembonez]

This may be the most screwed up thread ever on TGT.

 

[lmao_37]

I teach monkey's to do brain surgery

 

[lalonguecarabine]

I teach monkey's to do brain surgery

A worthy endeavor!
Here's two of his students studying a patient's chart:

 

[TrailDust]

YOU'RE the one that lives in CaliPORNia! We figured you would be the one!

Ain't that the truth!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Ain't that the truth!

Yeah. I figured you probably looked like Harry Reems with a big ol' 70's mustache!

 

[Termitehunter]

I crawl under houses everyday and look for bugs. You might be amazed at what else you find...

 

[just jk]

i obtain bi-weekly government grants to conduct random internet research