The who does what thread

[MR Redneck]

Sometime's you cant help but wonder what a person does for a living.
I'll go first.
I have a Heavy Equipment Shop.

 

[ArchonXD40]

There already is a thread on this.You posted in it exactly 50 days ago.

http://www.texasguntalk.com/forums/...37-official-what-do-you-do-living-thread.html

 

[KAK]

I offer services in tax evasion and embezzlement.

 

[texas skeeter]

There already is a thread on this.You posted in it exactly 50 days ago.

I like this guy "Archie" already!!! oh and that dang Redneck cant even remember what he had for lunch yesterday!!

 

[codygjohnson]

I'm a chinchilla wrangler for a large exotic pelt farm deep in the heart of Mexico. On the weekends, I drive up to Texas to make strawberry shortcake and play Jenga with the homeless. My wife is a nuclear physicist and writes a science fiction romance column for a major magazine. We spend our summers sailing our boat, the Irritable Bow, to far off lands and adopting their children using iPods and laser pointers as incentives.

 

[Mic]

... A partial owner of an email marketing company...

Are you telling me you are one of the evil ones that profits from filling my inbox with crap???

 

[Texan2]

This thread is funny!

 

[Texan2]

I babysit

 

[codygjohnson]

Licensed Embalmer? Now THAT sounds interesting.

 

[codygjohnson]

Lactation Educator.

 

[codygjohnson]

Laser Engineer.

 

[London]

I get paid by my 9/11 G.I. Bill to go to school. After that I'm either going to use my psychology degree to work with crazy people all day or just start my own crime scene cleaning business.

 

[Texas1911]

I was thinking of starting a lucrative career in theft. Anyone got any tips?

 

[berto40]

Gynecology, just never got around to go to school for it!

 

[txinvestigator]

I am a cunning linguist.

 

[biglucky]

I was thinking of starting a lucrative career in theft. Anyone got any tips?

I am looking for tips on becoming a contract killer.. anyone know if you get dental with that??

I am a cunning linguist.

Bravo Mr. Bond Bravo

I myself am a haji rocket dodger... damn glad the haji's haven discovered ACME rockets.. that never works out so well for the coyote

 

[KAK]

I'm a fat ho!

 

[KAK]

Are you telling me you are one of the evil ones that profits from filling my inbox with crap???

Nope, I'm the one who provides the means in which companies send that shit but only to the ones that are on their mailing list. Usually previous customers.

 

[ROGER4314]

I am a cunning linguist.

Holy Crap! TXI DOES have a sense of humor!
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I'm retired so I tinker with guns, do some woodworking, ride bicycles, big adult tricycles and I'm a full time Dad to Jake, my Toy Fox Terrier. In my spare time, I harass Libtards who dare to post in these hallowed halls and lure the NSA with key words like "bomb, explosion, rifle, gun, ammunition, terrorist plot etc.

What? You say they are here? Great! TAKE THAT- FROM FLASH (as his middle finger raises and points in the general direction of Washington then swings towards California).

Flash

 

[cuate]

I am a retired helicopter electronic mechanic, 30 years with the job in and around Ft. Worth & Arlington, the major part in Experimental Flight...I have always loved firearms, reloading ammo, tinkering and working on them, my own. Life now is sitting on my yaya, watching TV, on the Computer, or going out and shooting a few rounds daily....I am rural, can shoot in my yard any direction but the highway out front and I love TEXAS, our history, above all ! Oh, I do believe in a
GRAND MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.....