NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[jimbo]

Morning

 

[Texas_Lone_Ranger]

Howdy doody

 

[msharley]

A friend of mine just send me this text.......

All the roads around General Dynamics, which is about 1 mile from me and 2 blocks from my friend, are blocked off. Helicopters, riot police and SWAT said they,re having a free Palestine protest to shut down GD because they make bomb casings that are killing Palestinians, so they are not letting anyone in or out of the building and talking about blowing up the Garland schools.

 

[jrbfishn]

Is there no rules to making “good morning” wishes?

Y’all saying you’ve been to bed and done you got up for the day shortly after midnight?

On good days,,yes.
Bad days vary. From catnaps before midnight and then no sleep to just trying to sleep until 2-3am and then up at 5:30am to going to sleep sometime between 8am and whenever.
If at all.
Getting old is not for the weak.

Sent from my SM-S906U using Tapatalk

 

[msharley]

 

[pronstar]

I’m at a training facility all week for my job. Tons of folks here doing what they’re doing.

So I’m taking a leek in the bathroom and some guy is pooping…and every time he farts, he plays a king-fu noise on his phone to mask the sound.

As I’m washing my hands, it must have all let loose because it sounded like the battle scene from a kung fu movie, he must have been furiously pressing the button, making the noise constantly

I was literally laughing my ass off

 

[msharley]

Not a peep about it on any news site, of course.

 

[Wudidiz]

 

[Vaquero]

Too wet to plow.

 

[Coon]

Too wet to plow.

I love that song.

 

[Coiled]

@Texasgordo , show us on the doll where my posts hurt you.

 

[Coiled]

Ohhh so very true, even if they cumulatively caused ever so slight mental deficiencies.

Seriously, never had *allergies* until a few years ago and currently the pollen is kickin my snot nosed, itchy eyes arse!

 

[Vaquero]

I love that song.

First I heard of it.
Just an old saying around these parts.
"Too dry to plant, too wet to plow".
Decent song though. I'll likely listen a few more times.

 

[Wudidiz]

Good mornin fellow gun toters.

 

[Coon]

First I heard of it.
Just an old saying around these parts.
"Too dry to plant, too wet to plow".
Decent song though. I'll likely listen a few more times.

Yeah, I've heard the saying all my life, but when country music hit the skids, I started listening to mostly bluegrass. That song became one of my favorites when it came out.

 

[Coon]

Good morning, y'all! Isn't it a great day!?
I fell down yesterday while working on a home project and bounced off of several pieces of yard ornaments. God was watching over me and kept me from being seriously hurt, but this old fat body is sure feeling the effects!

 

[seeker_two]

Morning....it ain't over yet....

 

[Cooper]

Morning

 

[contender buff]

Good morning y’all !

 

[TipBledsoe]

Good morning friends!