Uh, I believe the expression is, "pics or gtfo".Patience is not, but she's a nympho so . . .
Snowplow. Ha ha!That is a great idea...
Check the Law....
Here in PA?
Make a mail box "snow plow proof" (the blame snowplow driver takes off my mailbox...every time he starts his truck)...?
Some one gets hurt? (when they smash the crap out of yer mailbox for the 39th time).....They can sue yer sox off....
Even though I live but 1/2 mile from the High School...have never had the kids baseball bat my mailbox....
The snowplow driver...on the other hand...has never missed it...(generally buy six mailboxes at a time...he takes four or five every winter)