NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[popsgarland]

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY.

 

[Dawico]

Morning all

 

[paknheat]

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[Wudidiz]

Good mornin fellow gun toters.

 

[AZ Refugee]

Mornin'

 

[jrbfishn]

Mornin

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[Byrd666]

Mornin'

 

[MountainGirl]

Morning

 

[karlac]

Morning

 

[MountainGirl]

I cant find the Joke thread - so I'm putting this here.

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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me.”

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.

She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.

I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.

Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote...

"I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."

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[TXAZ]

Morning world.
finally got a good night sleep.

 

[TipBledsoe]

Good morning friends!

 

[Tnhawk]

Good Morning

 

[TxStetson]

Mornin Folks. It’s a cool 60° in the Big Country this morning, and it feels damn good.

 

[Whistler]

Mornin' y'all!

Tolerable out this morning, no rain, still.

 

[Coon]

No rain yet at my location. The road into the subdivision was interesting this afternoon. A grass fire scorched about a quarter acre. Sadly, it incinerated a roadside monument to a traffic death that the family has meticulously maintained for over a decade. There were power company vehicles on scene. I'm guessing they were fixing whatever broke and caused the fire.

Are you saying that the power company can fix climate change?! Who knew?!
Good morning, everyone!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Morning all

What he said...

 

[Fishkiller]

Good Morning Texicans

 

[Coiled]

Some mornin Joe for ya

 

[toddnjoyce]

Howdy.