NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[General Zod]

Morning. Fourth Monday. Let's get it started.

 

[deemus]

Morning. Fourth Monday. Let's get it started.

[looks at calendar]

 

[easy rider]

Mornin!.... Coffee!

 

[easy rider]

How the **** are people shitting all over the toilet seat?
How? HOW?
I'm a delivery driver. As such, I have no options other than public restrooms or port-a-johns. I have lost count of how many times I've walked into a damn stall and found shit all over the toilet seat.
What the **** are people doing?? Never in my LIFE have I shat all over a toilet or a stall!
Today I walked into a Circle K restroom. SHIT. All over the toilet seat.
Last week, I walked into a Maverik stall. Not only was there shit on the seat... there was shit on the walls and the floor, and on every single face and facet of the entire toilet itself!!
How is this accomplished?? Are people just kinda bending over, aiming their assholes in the general direction of the bowl, and letting loose? Like a fuckin' shit bazooka?? Are they walking into the stall so desperate that shit is cascading across the room the second their pants are off, before they even have time to get fully seated on the throne?? Are there grown ass men out there with the bodily control of toddlers?? WHY IS THERE SHIT ON THE WALLS??
Listen. I'm a reasonable person. I understand that accidents happen. But, even if these were accidents, there are running water and paper fucking towels. Clean up your shit! And anyway, the level of occurrence here is too damn high for this to be just accidents. This is NEGLIGENCE. SO many times I've walked into a construction site or public park john to take a piss, and found SHIT ON EVERY FUCKIN SURFACE. Are people so afraid to touch the seat that they just ass-blast the whole muhfucka, pull up their pants, and saunter off? ****. Plant your damn ass on the seat like a grown fuckin adult!! A coworker recently told me he found a pile of shit in the corner opposite the seat, because evidently there is some dipshit out there who would rather shit in the corner than brave the seat.
Animals. ANIMALS. There are dogs and cats with better track records than some of these wall-shitters, I swear!!
If you're a corner-shitter, or a wall-shitter, or a seat-shitter, **** you. Shit IN the toilet. Don't leave a god damned crime scene in the stall for some minimum-wage employee to clean up. ****.

STOP IT! You're making me miss city living!

 

[General Zod]

[looks at calendar]

Bet you got one of the ones that's mis-labeled.

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

 

[jimbo]

Morning

 

[candcallen]

Chemo cycle done yesterday. The next is in 3 weeks.

Today has been spent puking. Not too bad but still not fun.

And I gotta dr appt here in a bit.

Yea.

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Tnhawk]

Good afternoon! In packing for a drive to memphis, with the wife still not 100%, I’d packed laptop without logging on this morning. It’s only 101 in Memphis, but no pool. Hope everyone had a good day.

 

[Axxe55]

105 here in east texas today!

 

[jimbo]

105 here in east texas today!

Same here in NRH

 

[country_boy]

Day two of no internet and tv.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Booooooooy

 

[General Zod]

Day two of no internet and tv.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Booooooooy

No internet or TV is better than no AC...

 

[jrbfishn]

Day two of no internet and tv.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Booooooooy

Go shooting.

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[jrbfishn]

Only got up to 107° today. Yesterday was 111°.
Did we gert a cold front?

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[easy rider]

Good afternoon! In packing for a drive to memphis, with the wife still not 100%, I’d packed laptop without logging on this morning. It’s only 101 in Memphis, but no pool. Hope everyone had a good day.

 

[msharley]

[looks at calendar]

 

[Chewbacca7685]

Good evening northern Texans. Hope all is well your way. I took the end of the week off and today we spent it going to Boca Chica and South Padre. Stopped in at Masseys gun range to try one of their plinkers out to 450yds and start the morning off right.

Unrelated pic below of some fat guy with an m82a1. The California prop 65 sticker on the mag let’s you know it’s extra safe.

Next is Chevys new ad for an 02 S10. Like a rock(et). No I’m not a dad but I stole some jokes from mine.

And a photo of the Biden marital aids. Though one might be for Obama .

Can’t help being in a good mood today.

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[easy rider]

Good evening northern Texans. Hope all is well your way. I took the end of the week off and today we spent it going to Boca Chica and South Padre. Stopped in at Masseys gun range to try one of their plinkers out to 450yds and start the morning off right.

Unrelated pic below of some fat guy with an m82a1. The California prop 65 sticker on the mag let’s you know it’s extra safe.

Next is Chevys new ad for an 02 S10. Like a rock(et). No I’m not a dad but I stole some jokes from mine.

And a photo of the Biden marital aids. Though one might be for Obama .

Can’t help being in a good mood today.

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