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  • Chewbacca7685

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    Are Elon's rockets now targets?

    If I turned the 50 the right way I could probably hit one lol. Elon actually bought the property where this range used to be and they had to move west a bit. I think the property may still abut SpaceX though. The guy at the range told me to try not to send any shots over the berm and into Mexico and start an international incident so I guess the range is south facing. But I mean hey, someone’s gotta light that candle eventually right


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    msharley

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    Are Elon's rockets now targets?
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    Sasquatch

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    How the **** are people shitting all over the toilet seat?
    How? HOW?
    I'm a delivery driver. As such, I have no options other than public restrooms or port-a-johns. I have lost count of how many times I've walked into a damn stall and found shit all over the toilet seat.
    What the **** are people doing?? Never in my LIFE have I shat all over a toilet or a stall!
    Today I walked into a Circle K restroom. SHIT. All over the toilet seat.
    Last week, I walked into a Maverik stall. Not only was there shit on the seat... there was shit on the walls and the floor, and on every single face and facet of the entire toilet itself!!
    How is this accomplished?? Are people just kinda bending over, aiming their assholes in the general direction of the bowl, and letting loose? Like a fuckin' shit bazooka?? Are they walking into the stall so desperate that shit is cascading across the room the second their pants are off, before they even have time to get fully seated on the throne?? Are there grown ass men out there with the bodily control of toddlers?? WHY IS THERE SHIT ON THE WALLS??
    Listen. I'm a reasonable person. I understand that accidents happen. But, even if these were accidents, there are running water and paper fucking towels. Clean up your shit! And anyway, the level of occurrence here is too damn high for this to be just accidents. This is NEGLIGENCE. SO many times I've walked into a construction site or public park john to take a piss, and found SHIT ON EVERY FUCKIN SURFACE. Are people so afraid to touch the seat that they just ass-blast the whole muhfucka, pull up their pants, and saunter off? ****. Plant your damn ass on the seat like a grown fuckin adult!! A coworker recently told me he found a pile of shit in the corner opposite the seat, because evidently there is some dipshit out there who would rather shit in the corner than brave the seat.
    Animals. ANIMALS. There are dogs and cats with better track records than some of these wall-shitters, I swear!!
    If you're a corner-shitter, or a wall-shitter, or a seat-shitter, **** you. Shit IN the toilet. Don't leave a god damned crime scene in the stall for some minimum-wage employee to clean up. ****.


    I think its a mix of people hover-shitting, people being purposefully fucktarded, and then the mentally ill.

    I've found shit smeared, obviously with someone's fingers / hands / palms on the walls of stalls before. I've found shit smeared in portajons, and I've found shit shotgunned onto the toilets at the hospital.

    I'm not too afraid to use a public shitter - but I use ass gaskets, or make them if they're not provided. 10 layers of cheap ass single-ply usually suffices :roflfunny: My reasoning is the copious amounts of piss, spit, jizz, shit, and sometimes even blood you see (or sometimes DON'T see) on public toilet seats. Honestly, I don't know why we haven't gone to Asian or Mid Eastern style pit toilets for our public bathrooms - supposedly crouching in that position is healthier for your colon anyway and gets you extra cleaned-out. Just pop a squat over the hole, wipe and wash. Then again, you can't just squat there swiping on FazeBookaGramSnap if you're squatting over a hole.

    It'd be so much easier to clean though - just fucking hose it all down the drain. Use a pump sprayer to spray 100% bleach on everthing, then cut loose with a garden hose plumbed in to the sink.
     

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    I think its a mix of people hover-shitting, people being purposefully fucktarded, and then the mentally ill.

    I've found shit smeared, obviously with someone's fingers / hands / palms on the walls of stalls before. I've found shit smeared in portajons, and I've found shit shotgunned onto the toilets at the hospital.

    I'm not too afraid to use a public shitter - but I use ass gaskets, or make them if they're not provided. 10 layers of cheap ass single-ply usually suffices :roflfunny: My reasoning is the copious amounts of piss, spit, jizz, shit, and sometimes even blood you see (or sometimes DON'T see) on public toilet seats. Honestly, I don't know why we haven't gone to Asian or Mid Eastern style pit toilets for our public bathrooms - supposedly crouching in that position is healthier for your colon anyway and gets you extra cleaned-out. Just pop a squat over the hole, wipe and wash. Then again, you can't just squat there swiping on FazeBookaGramSnap if you're squatting over a hole.

    It'd be so much easier to clean though - just fucking hose it all down the drain. Use a pump sprayer to spray 100% bleach on everthing, then cut loose with a garden hose plumbed in to the sink.
    I'm afraid that some people see it as an art form. Especially the ones who can't afford crayons.
     

    benenglish

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    I'm not too afraid to use a public shitter
    Same here, but...
    It'd be so much easier to clean though
    ...I've gotten accustomed to cleaning them, first. My gym nearly always needs quite a bit of scrubbing with wads of toilet paper and some water from the sink. That's just inconsiderate, sloppy people, though.

    The worst I ever encountered was at an airport. I don't remember which one but the men's room was jammed with people waiting. Except for one stall, that is. I looked in and it was thoroughly and creatively dirtied with all manner of bodily contaminants and various restroom supplies. It flushed strongly, though, so I got a couple of roles of toilet paper, soaked one in the sink, and started to work. By the time I left, it was sparkling but I really shouldn't have to do that much work just to use a public toilet.
     
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