Around my area you would think it was Independence Day for the past few days.
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Mornin!.... Coffee!
I have an addiction to Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowls
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I FK'n LOVE EM!!!! I go into the store and i check if they’re on sale, if they are, i get 14 of em.
BUT If they’re BOGO… I SHOVE AS MANY AS THOSE MOFOS INTO
MY CART AS I CAN BEFORE ANYONE CAN TELL MANAGEMENT GODDAMNIT! I do a quick count based on rows of 10 to see how many i have in total, then I race to the self checkout and i just start scanning one box over and over and over until i get to the amount i actually have.
Management at my local winn dixie has become wise to my ways, and will often send out one of their goons to tell me “there’s a limit to how many of those you can purchase sir” and “we told you this last time sir please stop” but i just keep on trucking goddamnit! I scan and scan until i’m fucking done, they can’t stop me i’m a fucking jimmy dean breakfast machine! Thank god for touch to pay, because by the time i’m done with my legal and rightful american transaction the cops are already in the store as always lookin for the JIMMY DEAN EXPRESS but it’s already PULLIN OUT OF STATION MF'ers
I’m stopping in front of those automatic doors waiting for my han solo moment to shoot right through the gap and fkn destroy the death star that is my hunger! THEY CANT STOP ME IN THE PARKING LOT, i’m riding that motherfucking cart like a skateboard standing on the back end of it, pushing down to my car where i go hand to fist, blood sweat and tears shoveling that shit into the trunk of my Ford Explorer in less than 10 seconds tops! I don’t need bags, i just need JIMMY DEAN!!!
I’m pulling out and everyone’s standing and watching, admiring the master crafting his magnum goddamn opus. They can’t stop me, and they’ll never stop me. I eat jimmy dean breakfast bowls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! It’s true, i defy the word of the gods and enjoy it for every meal. All these assholes at work question it, some even beg me to stop. But i tell them GODDAMNIT THESE PRESERVATIVES ARE GONNA MAKE ME IMMORTAL AND THE FLAVOR IS A ONE WAY TRIP TO HEAVEN! They don’t fucking get it, they never will, they never tried to live life like i do, nobody does, nobody understands THEY JUST JUDGE ME but they can’t see how beautiful this light is at the end of the jimmy dean tunnel
I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO FK'N UNDERSTAND HOW BEAUTIFUL JIMMY DEAN BREAKFAST BOWLS ARE
Also here’s my ranking of jimmy dean bowls in order of best to last
◦ Steak and eggs
◦ Sausage and gravy
◦ Meat lovers
◦ Loaded potato
◦ Biscuit and gravy
◦ Delights farmhouse breakfast bowl
◦ Sausage
◦ Bacon
◦ Delights turkey sausage
◦ Delights sweet potato and spinach with turkey sausage
◦ Salsa verde
Thank you have a wonderful night
Edit: i just wanted to say i’m actually at a bit of a low point right now with my office closing down and having no success finding a new job so far so i’m glad i made so many people happy with MY BURNING DESIRE FOR THE SODIUM-LADEN GLORY THAT IS JIMMY DEAN BREAKFAST BOWLS GODDAMNIT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
Discuss...
(Sanitiezed for your protection)
I FK'n LOVE EM!!!! I go into the store and i check if they’re on sale, if they are, i get 14 of em.
BUT If they’re BOGO… I SHOVE AS MANY AS THOSE MOFOS INTO
MY CART AS I CAN BEFORE ANYONE CAN TELL MANAGEMENT GODDAMNIT! I do a quick count based on rows of 10 to see how many i have in total, then I race to the self checkout and i just start scanning one box over and over and over until i get to the amount i actually have.
Management at my local winn dixie has become wise to my ways, and will often send out one of their goons to tell me “there’s a limit to how many of those you can purchase sir” and “we told you this last time sir please stop” but i just keep on trucking goddamnit! I scan and scan until i’m fucking done, they can’t stop me i’m a fucking jimmy dean breakfast machine! Thank god for touch to pay, because by the time i’m done with my legal and rightful american transaction the cops are already in the store as always lookin for the JIMMY DEAN EXPRESS but it’s already PULLIN OUT OF STATION MF'ers
I’m stopping in front of those automatic doors waiting for my han solo moment to shoot right through the gap and fkn destroy the death star that is my hunger! THEY CANT STOP ME IN THE PARKING LOT, i’m riding that motherfucking cart like a skateboard standing on the back end of it, pushing down to my car where i go hand to fist, blood sweat and tears shoveling that shit into the trunk of my Ford Explorer in less than 10 seconds tops! I don’t need bags, i just need JIMMY DEAN!!!
I’m pulling out and everyone’s standing and watching, admiring the master crafting his magnum goddamn opus. They can’t stop me, and they’ll never stop me. I eat jimmy dean breakfast bowls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! It’s true, i defy the word of the gods and enjoy it for every meal. All these assholes at work question it, some even beg me to stop. But i tell them GODDAMNIT THESE PRESERVATIVES ARE GONNA MAKE ME IMMORTAL AND THE FLAVOR IS A ONE WAY TRIP TO HEAVEN! They don’t fucking get it, they never will, they never tried to live life like i do, nobody does, nobody understands THEY JUST JUDGE ME but they can’t see how beautiful this light is at the end of the jimmy dean tunnel
I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO FK'N UNDERSTAND HOW BEAUTIFUL JIMMY DEAN BREAKFAST BOWLS ARE
Also here’s my ranking of jimmy dean bowls in order of best to last
◦ Steak and eggs
◦ Sausage and gravy
◦ Meat lovers
◦ Loaded potato
◦ Biscuit and gravy
◦ Delights farmhouse breakfast bowl
◦ Sausage
◦ Bacon
◦ Delights turkey sausage
◦ Delights sweet potato and spinach with turkey sausage
◦ Salsa verde
Thank you have a wonderful night
Edit: i just wanted to say i’m actually at a bit of a low point right now with my office closing down and having no success finding a new job so far so i’m glad i made so many people happy with MY BURNING DESIRE FOR THE SODIUM-LADEN GLORY THAT IS JIMMY DEAN BREAKFAST BOWLS GODDAMNIT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
Discuss...
I believe there may be a whole section in the American Journal of Psychiatry dedicated to you.
I hope everything came out ok.
I heard there's a doctor, can't find his watch.
country_boy
TGT Addict
Hope the doctor didn't lose his cell phone.
If he did I bet it has a new ring tone..
Well, if you call his number and @Moonpie answers, you know how that went.
Less talking. More shooting. Especially today.
What says ‘MURCA better than Colt six-shooters.
Today was that day.
Left - Colt Peacemaker .22lr
Center - Colt SAA .357mag
Right -Colt SAA .45Colt
Empty brass piles are sad you didn’t go shooting on this day to celebrate America!
What says ‘MURCA better than Colt six-shooters.
Today was that day.
Left - Colt Peacemaker .22lr
Center - Colt SAA .357mag
Right -Colt SAA .45Colt
Empty brass piles are sad you didn’t go shooting on this day to celebrate America!
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@Moonpie forgot to post a picture of his newest purchase so he could relive the good ole days So here it is.
I had one!!!!
Yep. Me too.
