NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[candcallen]

 

[candcallen]

 

[candcallen]

 

[candcallen]

 

[candcallen]

 

[Moonpie]

I sneak sips of my coworker’s breast milk from the lunch room fridge.

She just had a baby a couple months ago and will pump on her breaks at work in the bathroom and put her milk in the refrigerator at work in the lunch room.

I take my lunch later than everyone else just to be alone in there and take a sip or two of her sweet breast milk. Thankfully there are no cameras and I have never been caught. I've had a breast/lactation kink as long as I can remember and I know this is wrong and probably illegal but it turns me on so much.

I also know that if I get caught I will lose everything. I never intended to do this but I had to take lunch late one day, I opened the fridge and there it was. Just seeing it in the bottles made me so horny. I already thought she was super hot but pregnancy made her so much sexier. Her breasts, hips and ass all got thicker. I had to taste her milk. I couldn't stop myself. I quickly looked around and no one was in the lunchroom or coming down the long hall. I opened the bottle and took just a taste and it was so good. I got so aroused I immediately ran to the bathroom and #$%^&! with the taste of her sweet milk on my tongue.

I've done this multiple times per week for over a month now. I know this is wrong but I can't stop myself.

I wish she were my wife so I could breastfeed from her every day. Her husband is so lucky.

Edit: A few of you guys told me that I am contaminating her breast milk and could make her baby sick! I had no idea babies are so susceptible to infections like this and I feel awful. I am going to pour some in a disposable cup and drink it next time. Thank you for letting me know.

That's it. I quit.

 

[candcallen]

I don't know what's worse about copy pasta.

Posting it or the fact you take the time to read that crap to begin with. Lol

Or worse yet that someone will respond as if its a serious post?

 

[candcallen]

Oh hell I give up. Nap time. Hope I don't suffer any copypasta induced night terrors.

 

[Axxe55]

Oh hell I give up. Nap time. Hope I don't suffer any copypasta induced night terrors.

CHRIS YOU ASKED WHAT CHEMO THE WIFE IS TAKING SHE SAID IT WAS CALLED FIREFOX SUPPOSEDLY ONE OF THE LEAST AGGRESSIVE CHEMO TREATMENTS

 

[Eastexasrick]

I sneak sips of my coworker’s breast milk from the lunch room fridge.

STOP IT. Stick your head back up your sphincter and breath through a snorkel so ya don't have to take it back out.

 

[craigntx]

You people make me sick.
A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt

 

[General Zod]

 

[seeker_two]

You people make me sick.
A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A mel

Can we make his posts not count, too?.....

 

[Johnny Diamond]

CHRIS YOU ASKED WHAT CHEMO THE WIFE IS TAKING SHE SAID IT WAS CALLED FIREFOX SUPPOSEDLY ONE OF THE LEAST AGGRESSIVE CHEMO TREATMENTS

Again, bless her and you Axxe.

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[Texasgordo]

 

[msharley]

One of the reasons my wife is a keeper, is that she has a great memory keeps and lots and lots of notes.

I keep notes also and just added another one to my note pad.

Today is our 30th wedding anniversary.

Happy Anniversary. sweetheart.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Long, hot day. Martini Monday gets a pass.

 

[popsgarland]

You people make me sick.
A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt

 

[jrbfishn]

One of the reasons my wife is a keeper, is that she has a great memory keeps and lots and lots of notes.

I keep notes also and just added another one to my note pad.

Today is our 30th wedding anniversary.

Happy Anniversary. sweetheart.

Sorry I missed this. Been busy all day.
Congradulations to you both and hope you had a good Aniversary.
And my condolences to the wife.

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[Cool 'Horn Luke]

Good morning everyone!