Guys had been bringing donor piss to pass the test so the company added 2 pre-screening tests in an effort to knock them out before paying for the real test and physical.
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What? No meat gazers?
Guys had been bringing donor piss to pass the test so the company added 2 pre-screening tests in an effort to knock them out before paying for the real test and physical.
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Still susceptible, but haven't been tagged to "donate" for years...
However, during my last year in uniform, I arrived at work welcomed by the notice that I had to go do a piss test. No biggie, wasn't worried about anything other than I had drained my bladder before leaving for the office. I grab a large Gatorade and down it as I go over to the prescribed location; but once I got there I was informed I wasn't on their list therefore they didn't want my "donation." At that point I told them they were getting it whether they wanted it or not! Luckily, the NCO understood my situation and allowed me to drain my now-full-again bladder. And no, he didn't watch...
That would explain a lot. My last couple of years on active it seems like I was always randomly picked.I got hit six times, back to back once. After the fact, I was the told the first repeat was to confirm a positive by someone in the pool. Then, more were picked up in the successive rounds. Apparently, if you were in the pool with someone who has a hot sample, you got to play again to ensure the integrity of the pool.
I didn't know they were meat gazers. Have you posted that on FB for their fans?How'bout them cowboys???
I wouldn't get in the pool with a bunch of people takin' the pee test!I got hit six times, back to back once. After the fact, I was the told the first repeat was to confirm a positive by someone in the pool. Then, more were picked up in the successive rounds. Apparently, if you were in the pool with someone who has a hot sample, you got to play again to ensure the integrity of the pool.
The last place I worked tested quarterly. Employees were selected randomly supposedly. There were 35 or 40 of us and they picked 3 or 4 each quarter for testing. I was selected 3 quarters in a row. What are the odds.
If they had been piss testing when I was in the Corps we would have lost half the company.
How'bout them cowboys???
Apparently I was the only one behind the times and didn't get your joke.I didn't know they were meat gazers. Have you posted that on FB for their fans?
Your aim that bad?
Hilarious! Even the Navy had meat gazers!
Nothing like old memories and blasts from past! Amazing the stuff that we remember that civilians would have no idea of what we were talking about.
Don’t remember how many times I got stuck being an observer.
I was the Drug and Alcohol NCO in most units, so I was in charge of the program, and as the administrator of the test, I was prohibited from being a meat gazer...whew...So we were having a discussion the other day at work among some old army vets about the army urinalysis program and meat gazers.
So out of curiosity how many of you were trained to be meat gazers or want to admit to it?
Figure with all the serious B.S going on how about a little humor!
Or gazing at my meat.I wouldn't get in the pool with a bunch of people takin' the pee test!