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  • Texasjack

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    My first reaction is "....and the horse you rode in on."

    I've been to Cali and there is no room for the drivers out there to brag. Plus the roads are packed even in rural areas. The road from SF to Sacramento is a long parking lot all day long. LA? You just don't see the drivers through the smog.

    Yeah, Houston drivers are pretty bad. Dallas is worse, IMHO, because those crazy bastards keep moving the roads around! Try to drive through there with a GPS and good luck making it anywhere. A road labeled "East" may be going north or west. An exit that was there last week is now closed so it can be moved somewhere else.

    I've also driven in NYC, Boston, Washington DC, NJ, and Philadelphia. NYC was at night, and pretty scary. Boston drivers don't seem to care what color the light is, or which direction the street is supposed to go. I've heard horror stories about driving in Moscow where nobody pays attention to the rules, and I think Boston could give them a run for their money. The beltway around Washington is like 20 lanes wide, and there are people who have moved here from 3rd World Countries and somehow got a driver's license at the flea market. They don't hesitate to drive laterally across the lanes. Or drive 15 MPH in a 55. My brother lived in Philly for a while and I visited him there during a business trip. The old roads were designed for horse and buggy, not cars and trucks, and there are only 1/10 as many parking places as cars. So you see people driving half a mile down a street backwards because they saw someone pull out of a parking space. New Jersey? I've seen people cut off an ambulance. Get to a toll booth and 9 lanes of traffic are funneled into 2, with everyone pissed at everyone else. Ugly.

    The worst I've seen in Houston was a woman driving up the East 610 Loop during evening rush hour, dodging in and out of lanes to move through traffic at 70 MPH+ with one foot out the window, propped on the side mirror, and painting her toenails on that foot while she drove. I followed for a while, just to see the wreck that had to happen, but eventually had to give up and head home.
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    benenglish

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    A lot of rural Texas is / was still polite and will pull over for emergency vehicles and funerals and the like
    Here's one place where, under a very limited set of circumstances, I'm going to have to stand with the folks who would otherwise be condemned as rude drivers.

    On multiple occasions in or around Houston, I've come upon funeral processions on the freeway.

    Everybody knows you don't cut into and across a funeral procession, right? Well, what if it's miles long and literally the only way to exit the freeway and still be polite is to just drive along beside it until it exits?

    Once, I got caught in that situation next to a procession doing about 45MPH northbound on the north freeway. I literally couldn't slow down and fall in behind since there was a solid plug of cars bunched up behind me. I wound up driving all the way to Conroe when I had wanted to exit around 1960. That funeral procession cost me an extra 30-40 miles that day.

    So why wasn't I just rude? Why didn't I cut across the procession? At one point I tried and I was instantly surrounded by three motorcycle officers who employed various methods to communicate to me that my ass was grass and they were the lawnmowers if I went through with what I was trying to do.

    Other funeral processions on the freeway have caused me to miss exits but never that badly.

    Perhaps the worst situation with a funeral procession was one I came up next to on that same freeway, a bit south of Greens road. I found out later that it was a funeral procession for a policeman killed in the line of duty and, boy, did he have a lot of escort! They were, however, exiting Greens road so I'd be able to just continue on to my exit a few miles further on.

    Except I couldn't.

    When the funeral procession exited, a group of the escorting motorcycle cops zoomed up together, formed a line across the road, and gradually slowed to a stop. They literally blocked the freeway about a hundred yards short of the graveyard, that one just north of Greens road on the east side of the freeway. They blocked the freeway access road, too.

    Every car on the road sat there for the better part of an hour because, apparently, the police didn't want any traffic noise intruding on the graveside service.

    tl;dr - There are times when "Fuq politeness and fuq funeral processions!" is a completely valid state of mind. IMO, of course.
     

    Rhino

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    Here's one place where, under a very limited set of circumstances, I'm going to have to stand with the folks who would otherwise be condemned as rude drivers.

    On multiple occasions in or around Houston, I've come upon funeral processions on the freeway.

    Everybody knows you don't cut into and across a funeral procession, right? Well, what if it's miles long and literally the only way to exit the freeway and still be polite is to just drive along beside it until it exits?

    Once, I got caught in that situation next to a procession doing about 45MPH northbound on the north freeway. I literally couldn't slow down and fall in behind since there was a solid plug of cars bunched up behind me. I wound up driving all the way to Conroe when I had wanted to exit around 1960. That funeral procession cost me an extra 30-40 miles that day.

    So why wasn't I just rude? Why didn't I cut across the procession? At one point I tried and I was instantly surrounded by three motorcycle officers who employed various methods to communicate to me that my ass was grass and they were the lawnmowers if I went through with what I was trying to do.

    Other funeral processions on the freeway have caused me to miss exits but never that badly.

    Perhaps the worst situation with a funeral procession was one I came up next to on that same freeway, a bit south of Greens road. I found out later that it was a funeral procession for a policeman killed in the line of duty and, boy, did he have a lot of escort! They were, however, exiting Greens road so I'd be able to just continue on to my exit a few miles further on.

    Except I couldn't.

    When the funeral procession exited, a group of the escorting motorcycle cops zoomed up together, formed a line across the road, and gradually slowed to a stop. They literally blocked the freeway about a hundred yards short of the graveyard, that one just north of Greens road on the east side of the freeway. They blocked the freeway access road, too.

    Every car on the road sat there for the better part of an hour because, apparently, the police didn't want any traffic noise intruding on the graveside service.

    tl;dr - There are times when "Fuq politeness and fuq funeral processions!" is a completely valid state of mind. IMO, of course.

    No doubt there are exceptions…
     

    Mowingmaniac 24/7

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    OK, none of the bad drivers anyware in the U.S. compare to the horrendous drivers in Paris.

    It's absolute anarchy - I drove a VW camper-van all over Yurp and freaking Paris was a nightmare.

    Italians have a bad reputation for being crazed drivers, but compared to the drivers in Paris, fagettaboutit...Italians are tame in comparison and so are U.S drivers in any state...
     

    Sam7sf

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    I have been in Cali my whole life and drivers do some stupid crap, BUT...
    I recently got back from the Houston, AND surrounding areas, and y'all are MUCH worse!!!

    1) Nobody out there signals (LITERAL ~95% failure to signal rates on all lane changes, or road/freeway exodus),
    2) Y'all gas it until they are on each-other's bumper, when the person in front of them is clearly stopped, or turning then HARD break, like they didn't even see the car in front of you, and logically adjust speed accordingly, or let off the gas ahead of time with forethought...
    3) Y'all Mosey out of your lanes, then mosey back in, or change lanes in front of a vehicle going 2x your speed, when nothing was in front the lane changer to begin with...
    CRAZY-CRAZY-CRAZY...
    4) Out here we CAN have some stupid kids trying to race, in freeway traffic, OUT THERE I saw it every time I was on your freeways near Houston, at least once.
    5) Y'all cut corners, AND blind corners like you have no clue someone could be coming...
    6) When you do erratic sh!+, like some chick with mental problems, I see you do it again right away, like you didn't learn the first time...
    7) When parallel lanes are not straight, you will change lanes, with cars IN THE OTHER LANE... like you don't look at all.
    Granted your roads can be a bit crazy, but F'n'A

    My rental car was more dinged and beat-up than any I have ever rented... and that is when I got it.
    There was even a dent down BOTH passenger side doors of the vehicle, BOTH! :clown:
    How do you not know you are rubbing on something the entire length of both passenger doors?!?!?!

    I sweat my arse-off w/in ~30ish miles of Houston, The Dallas airport wasn't so bad and humid outside, but cooler and dryer..

    Y'all are F'N-NUTZ! :D
    NOT even considering that area for relocation!
    NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
    You clearly haven’t been up in Washington.
     

    benenglish

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    Or Nigeria.
    Or Manila.
    My favorite bit of trivia about driving abroad comes from Paris, France. The roundabout around the Arc de Triomphe is idiotically oversized. I think it has something like 20 lanes. There's just no way that cars won't bump into each other.

    Solution? Unless there's an injury, the law in Paris assumes that both parties are equally at fault. Drivers who hit each other are expected to move their vehicles somewhere to exchange information and there will be no investigation. The insurance companies just accept that the fault is equal.

    The only way to really get in trouble with the Paris traffic police after a fender bender in that location is to get out and talk about it. Not clearing your vehicles is a more serious infraction than running into each other.
     

    jonevill

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    In Thailand it used to be the law that if you were in a taxi and got involved in an accident, you were responsible for the accident. The reasoning was that if you had not hired the taxi he wouldn't have been there to get in an accident. Best bet if you were ever in an accident, just leave the money for the fare on the back seat and disappear.
     
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