SHTF Plan

[London]

Necessary reading for all cannibals:

Amazon.com: Contingency Cannibalism: Superhardcore Survivalism's Dirty Little Secret (9781581600254): Shiguro Takada: Books

 

[Bithabus]

Oh lord! he left himself WIDE open!:

So.
...when are you coming out of the closet?

After the zombies burn themselves out, obviously.

Wait a minute...

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Another reason why the cannibalism option is more viable. Dead girls don't struggle.

Factually accurate, but sooooooooooooooooo wrong.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I watched this program last weekend.....




Expedition Week | Eating with Cannibals | National Geographic Channel

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Another reason why the cannibalism option is more viable. Dead girls don't struggle.

That's what ruffies are for....

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Cannibalism.

Another reason why the cannibalism option is more viable. Dead girls don't struggle.

Yeah. I'm never inviting Clockwork over to my house!

- ME: Hey, you wanna come over for some barbecue?
- CW: Sure! You live in San Marcos. How far are you from that body farm?
- ME: hnoes:

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "fat farm".

 

[TrailDust]

I see no provision for poontang in your list........

If you have food, they will come.....

No pun intended, right?

Another reason why the cannibalism option is more viable. Dead girls don't struggle.

I don't doubt that more than one member here will eagerly explore the limits of Zombie sex....

 

[ZX9RCAM]

No pun intended, right?




I don't doubt that more than one member here will eagerly explore the limits of Zombie sex....

I doubt Zombies have limits, not like they are gonna say "No"..........

 

[MR Redneck]

I think I got the message!
Clockworks is a Zombie!!
Oh No!!!

 

[Clockwork]

Well, if you can't beat 'em... join 'em.

 

[MuddyWaterMan]

Another reason why the cannibalism option is more viable. Dead girls don't struggle.

Necrophilia- "kick back and crack open a cold one"


Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Necrophilia- "kick back and crack open a cold one"

No more of this dinner & a movie nonsense....

 

[Stumpy]

Another reason why the cannibalism option is more viable. Dead girls don't struggle.

Necrophilia- "kick back and crack open a cold one"

you two are just sprinting to hell

 

[Stumpy]

this is the most extreme thread hijacking EVER

 

[MR Redneck]

Necrophilia- "kick back and crack open a cold one"


Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

 

[MR Redneck]

I just want to thank the cannibals on this site for hijacking my thread

Just come over to my shop if the SHTF. Bring ammo. And Zombie repellent.
Let the games begin.

 

[TrailDust]

Necrophilia- "kick back and crack open a cold one"

That's just so wrong, and I love it!

this is the most extreme thread hijacking EVER

I'd have to agree, and it only took to the third page to morph into zombie sex....

 

[MR Redneck]

Zombie plan.

 

[TrailDust]

If we run into any celebrities when the masses turn into zombies, I've got first dibs on blowing their brains out.