SHTF Plan

[rifletex91]

Guns and ammo, food and water. Caned food last up to what like three years when bought new. Maybe start buying MREs. Ohh and lots of toilet paper...alot. Trust me people when the SHTF toilet paper will a diamond standard luxury item. Everybody is going to be jealous of my friend scott.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Cannibalism is a perfectly legitimate SHTF plan.

It's genius. Your livestock feeds itself until the time comes, and they don't take up any storage space.

I'm Catholic, so hypothetically, if SHTF during lent and I go cannibal then I would only be able to eat Vegans on Friday. I may need to plan ahead for that.

 

[zembonez]

Hopefully no one takes this seriously.

Has anybody ever?


If so, I want to know what your secret is.


As far as SHTF survival goes, I have:

• Guns, knives, tools
• Ammo out the wazoo
• 8.5 acre remote patch of land with deer, water, rabbits, etc.
• Bottled water supply - plus portable filtration
• Substantial canned and dry food supply
• Truck with camper shell that could be lived in anywhere for a while
• excellent aim

 

[Texastransplant]

I live in my survival home, it's why we moved here. Don't forget survival seeds, I keep some of them in the fridge but keep a couple large gardens goin on our property. Chickens, goats, guns, ammo and the wonderful part of living in Texas is that year around you can survive without heat or air. Sure it gets hot but after living in Illinois I can tell you it never got cold enough here to worry about. Even if you didn't have a heat sourse you can bundle up. I moved my winter stuff but honestly only put a coat on three days this winter. We are so much better off being in Texas as here you can survive. When it is -10 or so for weeks on end, you just won't make it.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

I'm going with the "Canard" system.
I'm gonna let Clockwork get nice and well fed on all the other sheeple.

Then - he's gettin' bonfired!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Texas mesquite wood. Some good marinade. Chop up some veggies.
I'm drooling on my keyboard!

Be right back. I need to see if I still have those fava beans and go get some Chianti.

 

[Davetex]

I've bought a ton of #10 cans of food from this place:

Emergency Essentials - Be Prepared Emergency Preparedness Food Storage

Freeze dried, 25 year shelf life. It looks like they are out of stock on a lot of items now. Must be a bunch of people with the same idea.

 

[Bithabus]

Hide in closet

 

[Jakashh]

Well I will go find the real George Foreman to protect me in an ideal SHTF scenario...

Or I could always be Mike Tysons bitch. At least he'd keep me safe.

 

[TrailDust]

What's the first rule of Fight Club?

Knock your opponent's teeth out and collect the whole set?

 

[proforguns]

1.guns and ammo (reloading equipment)
2.one year food for 3,(mountain house,dehydrated)
3.medical kits (including antibiotics)
4.4000 gallon water storage on my well
5.solar panels with battery bank
6.bug out truck,atv,horses
7.1000 gallon propane
8.garden
9.extra large skewers for peep k-bobs

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Oh lord! he left himself WIDE open!:

Hide in closet

So.
...when are you coming out of the closet?

 

[Wolfwood]

many have plans....many don't talk about them

the best security is a tight set of lips.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

the best security is a tight set of lips.

Heh-heh. Heh-heh. He said a tight set of lips.

 

[TrailDust]

As far as SHTF survival goes, I have:

• Guns, knives, tools
• Ammo out the wazoo
• 8.5 acre remote patch of land with deer, water, rabbits, etc.
• Bottled water supply - plus portable filtration
• Substantial canned and dry food supply
• Truck with camper shell that could be lived in anywhere for a while
• excellent aim

I see no provision for poontang in your list........

 

[Wolfwood]

you find that as you go.

 

[Khoop45]

I see no provision for poontang in your list........

..."with deer, water, rabbits, etc."

 

[ArchonXD40]

Heh-heh. Heh-heh. He said a tight set of lips.

LOL!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I see no provision for poontang in your list........

If you have food, they will come.....

 

[jordanmills]

I've done okay before. I'll do okay again. I'm not worried.

 

[Clockwork]

I see no provision for poontang in your list........

Another reason why the cannibalism option is more viable. Dead girls don't struggle.