Messy eater.
Messy eater.
Mouth breather.
Legs crossed like a woman.
Drinking wine. (Not at a dinner party.)
Yes, but that wasn’t one of the problems in that particular photo.You forgot window licker.
Contemplating the unforeseen impacts of his window licking fetishYes, but that wasn’t one of the problems in that particular photo.
Lots of other things to list if we went through them all.