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  • jrbfishn

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    She is definitely having way too much fun at my expense. For example, she gets my card for groceries yesterday she called me and tells me she is looking at some diamond earrings and "good news they're not even half of a larue rifle because they're on sale."

    Danger, danger


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    TX69

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    ....Who came into the office where my girlfriend works: I FUCKING hate you!!!! I really do!!!! So my girlfriend notices his hat and says "my boyfriend gets Larue boxes all the time." To which then he proceeds to rattle off the price of their rifles. She knows I've been looking into one. So she asks him what about Noveske? He tells her how much those go for, which she claims he told her 5 grand. So of course she has to set him up to really kick me in the balls.... She asks him how much are "those Wilson ones".... Once again, **** you dude in the larue hat! All I have heard for 3 days straight is when am I going to buy her a ring. Looks like I'm on the couch tonight.

    Dude. Your RED FLAG has been raised. Find a different woman.
     

    Stukaman

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    Hell I've never seen a Noveske anything on a shelf or in stock cause if I had I'd sure as shit bring it home or order it lol.
     

    Wiliamr

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    Figure you are so busted, you might as well buy her a cheap ring at the flea market and get married.
     

    Das Jared

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    You could pull a Jared and sell a prized 1911 to fund an engagement ring.




    Buy it off of ebay, you can buy a pre-owned ring for 2 grand that's worth 6. That's what I did.

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    BIGPAPIGREG

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    if that don't work you could always do it the old fashioned way-->
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    Chirpy

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    For all the single guys out there, here's one financial strategy you can use that will prevent this kind of stuff.

    Me and SWMBO have always had three checking accounts, one main one where both checks get deposited. All the household expenses, bills and such get pulled out of that account. Anything unusual expenditures out of that account have to be discussed and approved before hand.

    The other two accounts are "his-n-her" mad money accounts. That money can be spent no questions asked, on anything you want. Accumulate it for a few months and buy something big. No questions, fussing or anything else about purchases out of the mad money. That's where the guns come from.

    So far its worked for 17 years.
     

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    What's the old saying? When I die, I hope my wife doesn't sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them.....

    She is definitely having way too much fun at my expense. For example, she gets my card for groceries yesterday she called me and tells me she is looking at some diamond earrings and "good news they're not even half of a larue rifle because they're on sale."

    Sounds like nothing's changed then. She's still comparing the cost of her purchases to the cost of yours.

    You're telling me... The new unit of measurement for what's considered expensive in our household has gone from a few hundred dollars to a Wilson 1911.

    Actually what's changed is, you both now know how much the other is spending. Guess what, those $50 ear rings and the $100 purse? She lied to you about those costs the same way you've been misleading her on the price of the guns.

    When my wife tells me I should go the gun show this weekend, it means she's spent way too much money on some stupid item that's not worth 1/10 what she paid for it.

    I actually think I got off lucky though. I've asked her how many purses she needs way more times than she's asked me how many 1911's I need.
     

    Texasjack

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    As much as it pains me, I have to agree with Tejano Scott on this one. It is never, never, never allowable to provide a woman with information about gun prices that can be used against another man. Unforgivable.
     

    JohnnyLoco

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    She is definitely having way too much fun at my expense. For example, she gets my card for groceries yesterday she called me and tells me she is looking at some diamond earrings and "good news they're not even half of a larue rifle because they're on sale."

    You give your girlfriend your card?

    If you are obviously rolling in the dough and are supporting the household (out of wedlock), there should be no question in regards to how you spend the money you make. You ain't married yet.

    I agree, run.
     

    benenglish

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    Guess what, those $50 ear rings and the $100 purse? She lied to you about those costs the same way...
    My thoughts on women's purses is this: Tell your lady to go out and get a real, classic, mid-size Chanel bag. It'll cost well over $1K, maybe $3K. When it comes home, look it over. You'll find workmanship as good as any custom holster but a lot more complex and using a lot more leather. It'll wear like iron and she'll still be proudly using it in 20 years. Well worth the money.

    A closet full of $50-$200 purses that never get used is an irritating waste of money.
     

    TXARGUY

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    My thoughts on women's purses is this: Tell your lady to go out and get a real, classic, mid-size Chanel bag. It'll cost well over $1K, maybe $3K. When it comes home, look it over. You'll find workmanship as good as any custom holster but a lot more complex and using a lot more leather. It'll wear like iron and she'll still be proudly using it in 20 years. Well worth the money.

    A closet full of $50-$200 purses that never get used is an irritating waste of money.

    Truth!
     
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