Kim wants to bomb Austin!

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[h=2]Top 10 reasons Kim Jong-un would want to bomb Austin[/h]

Nice! lol

 

[Vaquero]

[h=2]Top 10 reasons Kim Jong-un would want to bomb Austin[/h][/QUOTE]

I lol'd!
Now, from the comments about the list


It is highly inappropriate to publish something like this. You are not the Onion. North Korea seems to me like the little kid that swears he’s going to bring a gun to school if people keep bullying him. The bullys don’t believe him, taunt him, and end up shot. There are gaps in the American Missile Defense System. There are people hell-bent on proving that. How about lets show them some respect now instead of waiting until the mushroom cloud.
By dassy

 

[M. Sage]

Then the Chinese roll in and all hell breaks loose.

As for the South Koreans, I don't expect much out of them even if they are attacked. Wasn't too impressed with what I saw when I was over there. About as bad as the ANA/ANP.

However, if Kim does bomb the Waffle House in Austin I will personally HALO into Pyongyang and kick the little shit's ass! Some things are sacred!

China's giving some strong signs that they won't back North Korea this time around. They haven't been real friendly with each other of late, partly because China's getting sick of carrying the little bastards, and partly because the little bastards keep biting the hand that feeds them.

If anything, I'd expect this go-round to go differently. Instead of the NK army running across the Yalu, I'm pretty sure the Chinese would play the anvil to our hammer if the North Koreans tried that again. They just ain't fond of their "cousins" to the south.

 

[1slow01Z71]

+1. Nobody messes with Sterling but us!

As long as he brings the BBQ pit to the next TGT range outing.

Wheres tha damn smilies at? Those get axed in the great TGT apocalypse of 2012?

 

[Flewda]

I dunno, one of the headlines on Drudge yesterday was China was mobilizing troops near the NKorea border as US was sending Destroyers off the coast. That's a concerning sign at best.

 

[Rogue]

Here's a map showing probable areas he will target, see that big red area in Texas? Crazy!

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

I call BS on that map. Big Bend is more likely a target than Hawaii?

 

[Rogue]

Should be pretty easy, first to name what the map actually is gets a box of 50 CCI .22LR Velocitor's at Hicksville for free.

 

[AngeliaH]

Gay marriage support in the US.

 

[Rogue]

^

 

[AngeliaH]

I'll enjoy the ammo. Lol

 

[Vaquero]

Poverty map

 

[Rogue]

^ lol

 

[TxDad]

Census. I win!

 

[Acera]

Frog lady wins, here is the article it was taken from.
Facebook data shows picture of same-sex marriage support - Technology on NBCNews.com

 

[Randy45]

Knew I should have started that bunker sooner...

 

[eff]

OK. But he needs to give us enough time to get the good people out of Austin so only the libs are left.

 

[eff]

Then the Chinese roll in and all hell breaks loose.

However, if Kim does bomb the Waffle House in Austin I will personally HALO into Pyongyang and kick the little shit's ass! Some things are sacred!

OK. He leaves the Waffle Houses alone but gets the Taco Bells.

 

[Stumpy]

OK. He leaves the Waffle Houses alone but gets the Taco Bells.

Fair. But if that sonofagun touches Rosa's or Whataburger, it's on like Donkey Kong!



From the desk of a literate squirrel named Leonard.

 

[just jk]

as a conservative, and a diehard OU Sooner fan

i have no qualms or concerns whatsoever with Mr. Kim's plans for Austin