Kim wants to bomb Austin!

[SublimeZ]

what could be weirder than a green glow?

 

[Stumpy]

I hope an AC-130 makes mulch of his palace while he's in bed watching episodes of Saved by the Bell that just arrived last week, eating a bucket of Korea Fried Kittens.

This made me giggle.

nobody asked you crap

lol

I'd be happy to kill a whole buncha Kim's troops for Texas and Austin.

I'm up for it.

I don't think any of us are serious about them damaging Austin. It is a deteriorating cesspool of liberalism though.

Yup.

 

[Davetex]

I'm hoping they attack from the Gulf. I always wanted one of those cool hats they wear, and maybe some of those camo pajammers they sport.

 

[Texasjack]

Think we need to put in a suggestion that he double up on Washington.

As for Austin, well, it should be a nice place after it cools off.

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Sent carelessly from Joe Biden's balcony

 

[Driller]

Add California and I will send coordinates.

Driller

 

[M. Sage]

I'm hoping they attack from the Gulf. I always wanted one of those cool hats they wear, and maybe some of those camo pajammers they sport.

I'm more interested in grabbing one or two of their AKs. I doubt their hats or pajamas would even fit me, as short as those poor starved bastards are.

 

[Das Jared]

I'm more interested in grabbing one or two of their AKs. I doubt their hats or pajamas would even fit me, as short as those poor starved bastards are.

Im too damn fat lol

sent from my dishwasher

 

[Driller]

In all seriousness, bombing their military supply chain ie... weapons and limited food resources would be the easiest. then sit back and watch them surrender.

 

[Skip]

I'm thinking lil Kimmie didn't appreciate our b-2's dropping dummies next door in SK a couple of days ago...lol


Character is doing the right thing, even when nobody is watching...

 

[TexasRedneck]

I'm more interested in grabbing one or two of their AKs. I doubt their hats or pajamas would even fit me, as short as those poor starved bastards are.

Nah, they'd fit ya.....yer a runt! LOL!!!!!!

 

[Flewda]

I was telling my cousin that KJU is nuts for wanting to mess with Texas. If he even attempts it, I think most Texans will drive up to Washington coast, get a big boat, loaded with all the firearms and munitions we can carry, and take the war to their doorstep without any military intervention. Texans won't stand for Communist Cartman's threats against the Lone Star State!

 

[AngeliaH]

I was telling my cousin that KJU is nuts for wanting to mess with Texas. If he even attempts it, I think most Texans will drive up to Washington coast, get a big boat, loaded with all the firearms and munitions we can carry, and take the war to their doorstep without any military intervention. Texans won't stand for Communist Cartman's threats against the Lone Star State!

Wolverines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[majormadmax]

Plus, we would f***ing massacre North Korea. Air superiority in hours, B52s flying unopposed the next day. A week later, the Marines are cleaning up everything the BUFFs missed.

And don't forget that the South Koreans would jump on a chance to go beat the piss out of Kimmy's government.

Then the Chinese roll in and all hell breaks loose.

As for the South Koreans, I don't expect much out of them even if they are attacked. Wasn't too impressed with what I saw when I was over there. About as bad as the ANA/ANP.

However, if Kim does bomb the Waffle House in Austin I will personally HALO into Pyongyang and kick the little shit's ass! Some things are sacred!

 

[Charlie]

kim best not be threatenin' no Waffle Houses!!!

 

[Stumpy]

kim best not be threatenin' no Waffle Houses!!!

It would be on like Donkey Kong.


From the desk of a literate squirrel named Leonard.

 

[rsayloriii]

... get a big boat, loaded with all the firearms and munitions we can carry...

Better be one hell of a barge, otherwise it'd sink with as much arms and ammo we'd be carrying ...

 

[oldguy]

I suspect Mr Kim is more interested in Samsung in Austin,however he could be "moved" to reset the sights if one of our local young lady dancers would provide him with a lap dance and a bottle of crown royal, read somewhere he likes the CR, doubt he has sampled Texas ladies or any ladies for that matter.

 

[TheDan]

And don't forget that the South Koreans would jump on a chance to go beat the piss out of Kimmy's government.

I think they'd be more interested in shooting refugees trying to escape NK. South Korea and China both want that little tyrant right where he is.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

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