Here's a little ditty I think you'll like. 2 drink minimum. Tip your waitress.
Here are the lyrics.
And it's up in Kenosha,
That's where I long to be
Protecting gas stations with /k/ommandos next to me
A /k/omrade on me left, aye another one on me right
And a couple mags of ammo for me little Armalite
Well this brave BLM man came marching up our street,
600 anarkiddies he had lined up at his feet
"Come out you cowardly nazis, come on out and fight!"
He cried "I'm only jokin'!" when he heard the Armalite
And it's up in Kenosha,
That's where I long to be
Protecting gas stations with /k/ommandos next to me
A /k/omrade on me left, aye another one on me right
And a couple mags of ammo for me little Armalite
Well the commies came to visit me, twas in the late hours
With communists and anarchists attacking parked cars
They thought they had me cornered but I gave them all a fright,
With the arm piercing bullets from me little Armalite
And it's up in Kenosha,
That's where I long to be
Protecting gas stations with /k/ommandos next to me
A /k/omrade on me left, aye another one on me right
And a couple mags of ammo for me little Armalite
To my city there came joggers,
They shouted "I can't breathe!"
They burned down all the buildings and they all refused to leave
They rioted and looted, they went strong for 80 nights,
Until I started aiming with me little Armalite
And it's up in Kenosha,
That's where I long to be
Protecting gas stations with /k/ommandos next to me
A /k/omrade on me left, aye another one on me right
And a couple mags of ammo for me little Armalite
The reds came to Kenosha, to riot just for fun
The DNC had told 'em that the cops were on the run
But communists and primates, while on a jog at night,
Say "Remember Kyle Slaughter, and the bloody Armalite"
And it's up in Kenosha,
That's where I long to be
Protecting gas stations with /k/ommandos next to me
A /k/omrade on me left, aye another one on me right
And a couple mags of ammo for me little Armalite