Subbing this thread. I'm 42 and my Dr. is sending me to the butt probe.
I drink and smoke but I eat well and exercise regularly and I'm in pretty damn good shape for my age to the point where I look 10 - 15 years younger than most of my high school classmates.
I won't go into gory detail but I've been experiencing 6 of the 6 symptoms of colon cancer.
Soooo... It's off to the anal probe at 42 for me. So much for the "recommended" screening at 50.
Ya- they fill your asshole with air to expand the folds in your colon. Afterwards you have to fart it out. Guys- the bus thing, what if it doesn't kill you? What if you can't fight back and they decide to use the biggest HD colon scope they could find without anesthesia?
If it turns out that I have ass cancer I'm totally going into the methamphetamine manufacturing business.
LOL, I had forgotten about that part. And, yep, it is true.I rattled the windows in the Recovery Room when I released all the air they blew up my ass.