Ah YES! Those are the worst... That lying sack of shyte, Colin Allred!!Colin Allred lies.
A tv ad will never sell me a pharmaceutical product. I'll get that information from my doctor.Anything pharmaceutical
You'd know it if you'd seen it.I have no idea what this describes. And I can't tell you how happy that fact makes me.
What’s your ‘hard to watch’ commercials?
An off button tooI don't listen to them. TV has a mute button.
But, But, But...do they (pharmaceutical co.) pay them/incent them (physicians) to recommend drugs to usA tv ad will never sell me a pharmaceutical product. I'll get that information from my doctor.
We only have one TV in the house... it's only on 7-9pm for the Grit TV western (of course there are bad commercials every 12-15 min or so)An off button too
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Fat lady singing in praise of Jardiance, dancing like a turtle stuck on its back, Or the whateverthefuckitis in a size 19 yellow dress for Finale Prep.
I have no idea what this describes. And I can't tell you how happy that fact makes me.
Thomas J. Henry.
If as stated at the end of his commercials it really was a name we know and a firm we trust. why would he need to advertise?
Are yall that bored really?
To start a thread about this?
Yall need to get outside and get a hobby like maybe go shoot some guns.