What do you say to your wife when......

[ZX9RCAM]

Don't worry about it, close your trap and make me a sammich

....and 2 weeks later you were out of the Hospital, lol.

 

[ByrdMan]

....and 2 weeks later you were out of the Hospital, lol.

Lol, yep

 

[Brains]

Wife: "You got another gun?"
Me: "Yep! Here, check it out!"
Wife: "That's pretty nice, I like it."

One blessing with the gal I married, is she has a very similar idea on how money works and how it should be spent. We technically have joint accounts and such, but we each know which pieces of the puzzle fall under our realm of responsibility and we just take care of it. We don't budget, but we both have a mental picture of what is "acceptable spending" that keeps us well in the black.

 

[Recoil45]

My wife doesn't care. But we pay our bills on time and don't carry credit card balances.

 

[Charlie]

Damnit! Are spouses supposed to know when we buy guns? I thought that was against the rules! Oh well.

 

[Army 1911]

I just remind her that guns are cheaper than 23 year old blondes, but I am willing to change hobbies if she insists.

 

[HKShooter65]

I can always sneak in another gun.

I'm brainstorming about how to sneak in another safe!!!

 

[TheDan]

I'm usually excited and show it off to her. I don't think she would even notice otherwise. If she was nosy and liked to tell me how to spend my money I would have never married her.

 

[jrbfishn]

We have a family account. And we each have our own account. What each does with it is their own problem as long as we don't dip into the family account.

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[BG1960]

I don't axe how much money and shit she gives her family,
she don't axe me how many guns or how much ammo I have.

It's worked for 33 years.

 

[Charlie]

Ya'll axe each other? Tough family!

 

[Wyldman]

Mrs. W only needs to know that she can shoot it whenever she likes. I too, am blessed with a wife who shares my mishegas.

Crush, kill, mangle, maim, destroy.

 

[karlac]

Ya'll axe each other? Tough family!

Or from S Louisiana, where fifty bucks is fifty bucks:

Boudreaux and his wife Clotile would go to the state fair every year, and every year Boudreaux would tell his beloved, "Clotile, I'd like to ride in that helicopter. "

Clotile always replied, "I know Boudreaux, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"

One year Boudreaux and Clotile went to the fair, and Boudreaux said, "Clotile, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."

To this, Clotile replied, "Boudreaux, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks"

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word I won't charge you a penny! But, if you say just one word then it will cost you the fifty dollars”

Boudreaux and Clotile agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still, not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Boudreaux and said,

"By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"

Boudreaux replied, "Well, to told you the truth, I almost said something when Clotile fell out, but you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"

 

[baboon]

What do you say to your wife when she asks: "Did you buy another gun?"

My wife has never once said that! She also knows if she did, my response would be STFU!

 

[LFHenderson]

My wife only wants to know if I have a new gun because she wants a new gun also, last new gun I bought cost me an STI Electra for her.

 

[txinvestigator]

My wife doesn't care. But we pay our bills on time and don't carry credit card balances.

this too.

 

[no2gates]

I just show it to her and she smiles and asks when we can take it for a "test drive" at the range.

 

[robertc1024]

My wife could care less. I have a gun money stash I build up and spend however I want.

 

[vmax]

my wife does not question me

 

[jrbfishn]

We stopped at walmart today to get propane. While I was inside, I stopped in sporting goods to see what ammo came in last night and my wife csught me looking at the .22s. She said I could get the one on sale, but no more hand gun thingies for awhile.
So today, what I said was thank you.

She still doesn't know about the hand gun thingie I am getting this weekend. Bless her heart.

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