What’s up with Pronstar’s Suburban this time

[prisondoc]

The balding dude in the right of that picture looks like an X-Files character. He's towing the Suburban to an off the books government site while you're being "probed".

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[prisondoc]

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[Lonesome Dove]

You kept it when you should have sold it. That California run was your future endeavors with this one.

 

[TexMex247]

Dead battery from cold weather. Bad starter or fuel pump. AFM lifters probably already failing but wouldn't keep it from starting.

 

[mp_tx]

Transmission.

Bet that was an ass puckering tow with all that weight on the back of the trailer?

 

[Army 1911]

California installed a two legged tranny instead of a four speed tranny.

 

[FireInTheWire]

 

[Grumps21]

In-Laws borrowed it and did something horrible.

Ewe! Hopefully the seats had scotch guard

 

[pronstar]

The balding dude in the right of that picture looks like an X-Files character. He's towing the Suburban to an off the books government site while you're being "probed".

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That’s my FIL

 

[pronstar]

Mrs Pronstar has business in Tampa next week, she drove out with the kids and au pair. Im gonna fly out next Friday, take the kids to Disney World Saturday, and drive home Sunday.

Works great for me, I get a little bit of time to get some shit done.

Not 3 hours into their journey, I get a call.
Broke down in Shreveport.

So I borrowed my neighbor’s flatbed, and rented another Suburban. FIL followed me out, we transferred everyone to the rental Suburban and sent them on to continue the journey.

Initially I thought it was the tranny…the one we just replaced. But after evaluating it, it’s the transfer case. The T-Case shit the bed.

Mrs Pronstar has on occasion put it into 4WD in the dry, I’m pretty sure that hastened it’s demise.

I can get a quality, performance rebuilt unit for about a grand.
Local shops want ridiculous money to rebuild it…several thousand dollars LOL

I can get it removed/replaced for a few hundred bucks locally. I just gotta find one.

I’ve got a week…

 

[Sasquatch]

Mrs Pronstar has business in Tampa next week, she drove out with the kids and au pair. Im gonna fly out next Friday, take the kids to Disney World Saturday, and drive home Sunday.

Works great for me, I get a little bit of time to get some shit done.

Not 3 hours into their journey, I get a call.
Broke down in Shreveport.

So I borrowed my neighbor’s flatbed, and rented another Suburban. FIL followed me out, we transferred everyone to the rental Suburban and sent them on to continue the journey.

Initially I thought it was the tranny…the one we just replaced. But after evaluating it, it’s the transfer case. The T-Case shit the bed.

Mrs Pronstar has on occasion put it into 4WD in the dry, I’m pretty sure that hastened it’s demise.

I can get a quality, performance rebuilt unit for about a grand.
Local shops want ridiculous money to rebuild it…several thousand dollars LOL

I can get it removed/replaced for a few hundred bucks locally. I just gotta find one.

I’ve got a week…

Surprise the wife - get it fixed, then go trade it in on a Sequoia.

 

[Sam7sf]

I’ll buy it for 500.00

 

[no2gates]

Your non-binary Suburban wants to identify as a Ford now?

 

[Sasquatch]

Your non-binary Suburban wants to identify as a Ford Kia Soul now?

FIFY

 

[pronstar]

Surprise the wife - get it fixed, then go trade it in on a Sequoia.

If they made a Sequoia XL I’d be all over it.

But between the kids and the au pair and my “I can’t pack light” wife, we roll pretty deep and need the space.

 

[no2gates]

If they made a Sequoia XL I’d be all over it.

But between the kids and the au pair and my “I can’t pack light” wife, we roll pretty deep and need the space.

Roof rack?

 

[Txhighlander]

I believe I see a pattern here, the fix is simple . Stop driving it an it won't break down anymore

 

[General Zod]

If they made a Sequoia XL I’d be all over it.

But between the kids and the au pair and my “I can’t pack light” wife, we roll pretty deep and need the space.

You need a Canyonero.

 

[pronstar]

You need a Canyonero.

 

[robertc1024]

You need a Canyonero.

Does it come with the whip or just whip sounds?