The insult thread.

[TXAZ]

Don't leave us in the dark. What's it mean?

Culturally you don’t talk / ask about the female members of a family. So to say “F your mamma” in Arabic, you’ve insulted the honor of the family and a male in that family is virtually required to respond physically (fists to AK’s).
If they fail to respond they’re considered weak and not a man.

 

[GPtwins]

Were you born stupid or do you have to work at it?

Someone flips me the bird. Age, IQ, or number of white parents?

The best part of you ran down your mama’s leg.

She should have swallowed.

Foes your boyfriend know you are here?


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[thescoutranch]

I am guessing your parents lost a bet with God

 

[Dawico]

Did your parents have any sons?

 

[candcallen]

You ain't from around here, are ya?

Directed at OP.

I said dont throw em.

You don't have to get personal.

 

[jrbfishn]

Dam yankees.....

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[wbblazer90]

I’ll really use this at work sometimes

 

[jrbfishn]

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I’ll really use this at work sometimes

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[satx78247]

To All,

I actually heard this "zinger" said at an Army "Hail & Farewell" to a LTC that NOBODY on the staff liked: "Nothing in your tenure at this HQ blessed it quite so much as your pending departure."

yours, satx

 

[Patience0830]

Did your parents have any sons?

Your momma have any children that lived?

 

[msharley]

Dam yankees.....

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That's one word...

DAMMYANKEES!

 

[gll]

That's one word...

DAMMYANKEES!

GODDAMMYANKEES is the way I always heard it...

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

I bet you underwear has $hit stains in the front.

 

[msharley]

You? You got beat with the UGLY STICK!

 

[Dougw1515]

All depends on how you say it.

Corporate America detest hearing "It ain't my job". Soooo... While employed by BellSouth I had a director come by and asktell me to do something that clearly was not my job. I looked up smiling and replied. "I'm so sorry but that exceeds the scope of my responsibilities!" to which the director replied Oh... ok as he walked away.

 

[HKSig]

Dumber than a box of rocks.

 

[dbgun]

You're the south end of a north bound horse.

 

[Patience0830]

You? You got beat with the UGLY STICK!

With the stick? You fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

 

[contender buff]

Taco shy of a combination plate

 

[msharley]

No sense bein' IGNORANT!

If ya'll don't show it!