The insult thread.

[candcallen]

So, if telling someone they are number one, a big eff you and middle finger, isnt good enough or just not appropriate for the circumstances or not available to you as an option due to distance, what are you favorite insults.

Just list em dont toss em at me or other folks online here. There is a time an place for that but this time and place is to catalog the options.

I have a few, god knows it's a personal flaw I'm not proud of and fully intend on working on......some day, most are variations on a couple themes.

First in line is...it is my most sincere hope that you exercise a successful autofornication campaign.

How about you.

 

[Sam7sf]

“So...when you decided that women weren’t your thing and oiled up Asian boys were, what were you thinking”?

 

[plinkr]

Bless your heart.

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[innominate]

I don't talk much. The expression on my face will tell you what I am thinking most of the time. My gf tells me "Don't look at me in that tone of voice"

 

[mad88minute]

I've always like asking grown men " what do you want to be when you grow up?" Specifically when they are obviously screwing something up.

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[Sam7sf]

I’m retired from using the term retarded for insults but I worked with a guy who had a mentally challenged sibling. In order to motivate lazy people in our crew to pick it up he would break new guys in with “what, do I gotta get my retarded sister in here to show you how it’s done”?

 

[Army 1911]

God really f...ed up a perfectly good asshole by putting teeth in your mouth.

 

[seeker_two]

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[Axxe55]

One I have used in the past. "You're not just stupid, but a special sort of stupid, aren't you?"

 

[dbgun]

I swear. You'd Fu*k up an anvil, with a glass hammer.

 

[msharley]

"More ego............than brains!"

 

[msharley]

 

[Vaquero]

You ain't from around here, are ya?

Directed at OP.

 

[popsgarland]

After someone calls me a mother fuc.er.

well keep her off the streets.

 

[TXAZ]

First, prepare to have your ass kicked / start a serious fight.
Next say “Koose uuu-maa“ to any native Arabic speaker.

 

[TXAZ]

“3 short of a 6-pack.”

 

[TXAZ]

“He exemplifies serious cranial rectitus”.

 

[Patience0830]

First, prepare to have your ass kicked / start a serious fight.
Next say “Koose uuu-maa“ to any native Arabic speaker.

Don't leave us in the dark. What's it mean?

"You could . . .screw up a wet dream"
". . . . .break a bowling ball in a sand box."
"Dumb as a bag of hammers."
"If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose."
"If we put your brain in a matchbox it'd look like a flipping BB in a boxcar."

 

[no2gates]

"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."

 

[no2gates]

"I'm not saying you're stupid. My species has just evolved a bit faster than yours."